United Nations Traveling Medicine Show
Bigger an better than ever and direct from Turtle Bay, Manhattan in the US of A. Featuring a cast assembled from around the world, this limited two week engagement is guaranteed to exceed your expectations and cure your ills as the UN's Big Top, Big Tent, Three Ring Circus takes scare mongering thrills to heights and lows never before seen on the Dark Continent.
Come to the Nairobi Fairgrounds for a three ring spectacular. Witness the UNparalled display of technical virtuosity of wealth redistribution by the Adaptation Fund. Watch and learn as they demonstrate by sleight of hand, the redistribution of wealth from the rich countries countries to the poor. Take a break from your day to day struggle with the lions, tigers and bears of climate change. You will be amused and amazed by the wide array of tricks and scams demonstrated by our incomparable teams of NGO scam and flim-flam artists who will also share their secrets on how to pick the "Rich man's pockets" so that you too can "finance your great walls against rising seas, or switch to drought-resistant crops," (non-genetically modified of course.)
Deepest Darkest Africa, you are already on the edge environmentally, and you will enjoy the show as your continent is expected to suffer most from shifting climate zones and droughts, like the one now in its fourth year in East Africa. Take a break, bring the family and enjoy playing our vast array of games such as "Dupe the Rube" where the object is to pick his pockets before putting him in the tank.
You will be thrilled and amazed by the "Greatest Sideshow on Earth" which offers the largest collection of "Nature Freaks" ever assembled and as seen in Rio, Kyoto, and Montreal. For your viewing pleasure, our World Wildlife Teams have collected from the four corners of the globe, the largest collection of "Fearsome NGO Beasts" ever seen by man.Come one, come all to the United Nations Climate Change Traveling Show, where you too can learn how to profit from the coming heat up of the redistribution system and the meltdown of common sense in the industrialized world.