COLLECTIVE MADNESS
“Soft despotism is a term coined by Alexis de Tocqueville describing the state into which a country overrun by "a network of small complicated rules" might degrade. Soft despotism is different from despotism (also called 'hard despotism') in the sense that it is not obvious to the people."
And I'll raise the first glass to you all. Happy New Year. (and remember, leave the driving to the cabbie).
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to all the EBers. I hope 2008 will be a great year for all of you.
ReplyDeleteGR
i will be starting with Kentucky champagne (Jim Beam, Frankfurt, Kentucky) with a tad of coke
ReplyDeletewhiskey before beer or is it beer before liquor?
Liquor in the front
ReplyDeletepoker in the rear
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ReplyDeleteto all of those who appreciate the fruit of the vine...
ReplyDeleteor the spud
or the barley
to those who refuse to indulge due to "lack of control" I give a pass...
to those who seek to make it haraam, may allah shove it up your ass....
happy secular new year...
2008/5768
the next new year i will celebrate will be:
Tu B'Shvat the Jewish New Year for Trees January 22
We Jews are lucky, we get a chinese one, a georgian one, and 4 jewish ones a year...
A New Years Gift from Uncle Sam to the Peace Processes set in motion throughout the ME by the splendiferous Candy Rice:
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Defense Contracts Announced Monday
CNN Money.com - This action will provide Foreign Military Sales of F-16C/D new aircraft for the ( Pakistan ) program for F-16 Block 52 aircraft. ...
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These are our ALLIES!
Arm em up, so they can move out.
(I'd think an F-16 would be a more reliable delivery vehicle for a precious Nuke than some Paki Missile)
(If someone could explain the C-17 contract above it, I would appreciate. Appears my sister will still have work, whatever it is.)
ReplyDelete...and we wonder why India makes nice with the Chi-coms and the Persians.
ReplyDeleteelijah:
ReplyDeleteNeither, have a Depth Charge to go with the times we live in.
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I'll be giving a nod to our Hispanic Brethern with a Tortuga.
(I guess someone invented that in my college days, doesn't seem to be official. At any rate it is Beer and Wine)
www.hotellatortuga.com/
Looks like $1.3 billion to keep on keepin' on, doug, it seems
ReplyDeleteindefinite delivery ...
16.501-2 General.
(a) There are three types of indefinite-delivery contracts: definite-quantity contracts, requirements contracts, and indefinite-quantity contracts. The appropriate type of indefinite-delivery contract may be used to acquire supplies and/or services when the exact times and/or exact quantities of future deliveries are not known at the time of contract award. Pursuant to 10 U.S.C. 2304d and section 303K of the Federal Property and Administrative Services Act of 1949, requirements contracts and indefinite-quantity contracts are also known as delivery order contracts or task order contracts.
indefinite quantity ...
16.504 Indefinite-quantity contracts.
(a) Description. An indefinite-quantity contract provides for an indefinite quantity, within stated limits, of supplies or services during a fixed period. The Government places orders for individual requirements. Quantity limits may be stated as number of units or as dollar values.
Yeah, Keepin On Money.
ReplyDeleteEdwards and Huck are the Two Biggest Slimebags of the bunch:
ReplyDelete"When asked if it is hypocritical to make an announcement about not running negative ads, and then show a negative advertisement to dozens of members of the national and local media, Huckabee said he had to show the ad to prove its existence.
“I want to show you that we were fully prepared,” Huckabee said.
The former governor said the ad, which hits Romney on the issues of taxes and abortion, was set to start running in Iowa Monday at noon.
He said he made the decision earlier in the morning that he does not want to run a negative campaign. As a result, he said he will not run any ads going after Romney or other Republican rivals.
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It would be a shame to dismantle that production line, what's a few billion here and there, anyhow?
ReplyDeleteI'd still put most of my discretionary dollars into A-10's.
ReplyDelete"OOOOOHHHH I despise this guy. What a jerk. He’s taken the “I wouldn’t say this about my opponent, but I’ve heard…” thing way too far. He had to show the ad to the press so they knew he had the guts to make one??? Then still pretended to take the high road??? He’s been rattling on about how evil Mitt is for days and called him a liar. He’s gotten personal and you can’t unring that bell. He’s a hypocrite in addition to being totally unqualified.
ReplyDeleteI used to think that a vote for Huckabee was a vote for Giuliani, I now think it’s a vote for a conniving ignoramus with no moral core. He’s a Pharisee in the worst way.
I hope he just goes away. "
— Posted by Mike
Moms:
ReplyDeleteHug 'em if you got'em.
She's Still Growing
ReplyDeleteIn living color:
ReplyDeleteThe Caring Side of Hitler.
Rare colour footage of Hitler reveals the frail truth about 'family man' Fuhrer
On the ancient newsreels he is a manic and intensely powerful figure, barking his orders and urging the Nazis on to world domination. But colour pictures have emerged of a very different Adolf Hitler
Hello, Dolly! Well, hello, Dolly!
ReplyDeletedolf look to bin suckin' on a crack pipe
ReplyDeleteBanana Republic Alive and Well in Iowa Cockeyed Hitchens on the cockeyed caucus.
ReplyDeleteA woman died and went to heaven. When she arrived, she heard a terrible scream and asked what it was. "You have been preceded by a man who is being fitted with wings, and we need to make holes to attach them," St. Peter told her.
ReplyDeleteLater, she heard another terrible scream and asked what that was.
"The man in front of you is being fitted for a halo, and we need to drill a hole in his head to attach it," St. Peter replied.
The woman said, "That's it, I'm going to hell."
St. Peter objected, saying, "But you'll be raped and sodomized down there!"
The woman replied, "It's okay, I already have the holes for that."
A Memorable Fancy W. Blake
ReplyDeleteAs I was walking among the fires of hell, delighted with the enjoy-
ments of Genius; which to Angels look like torment and insanity. I
collected some of their Proverbs: thinking that as the sayings used in
a nation, mark its character, so the Proverbs of Hell, shew the nature
of Infernal wisdom better than any description of buildings or gar-
ments.
When I came home; on the abyss of the five senses, where a flat
sided steep frowns over the present world. I saw a mighty Devil folded
in black clouds, hovering on the sides of the rock, with corroding fires he wrote the following sentence now percieved by the minds of
men, & read by them on earth.
How do you know but ev'ry Bird that cuts the airy way,
Is an immense world of delight, clos'd by your senses five?
Proverbs of Hell.
In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.
Drive your cart and your plow over the bones of the dead.
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
Prudence is a rich ugly old maid courted by Incapacity.
He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence. 5
The cut worm forgives the plow.
Dip him in the river who loves water.
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
He whose face gives no light, shall never become a star.
[E36]
Eternity is in love with the productions of time. 10
The busy bee has no time for sorrow.
The hours of folly are measur'd by the clock, but of wisdom: no clock
can measure.
All wholsom food is caught without a net or a trap.
Bring out number weight & measure in a year of dearth.
No bird soars too high. if he soars with his own wings. 15
A dead body. revenges not injuries.
The most sublime act is to set another before you.
If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise
Folly is the cloke of knavery.
Shame is Prides cloke. 20
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PLATE 8
Prisons are built with stones of Law, Brothels with bricks of Religion.
The pride of the peacock is the glory of God.
The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.
The wrath of the lion is the wisdom of God.
The nakedness of woman is the work of God. 25
Excess of sorrow laughs. Excess of joy weeps.
The roaring of lions, the howling of wolves, the raging of the stormy sea,
and the destructive sword. are portions of eternity too great for the eye
of man.
The fox condemns the trap, not himself.
Joys impregnate. Sorrows bring forth.
Let man wear the fell of the lion. woman the fleece of the sheep. 30
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
The selfish smiling fool. & the sullen frowning fool. shall be both thought
wise. that they may be a rod.
What is now proved was once, only imagin'd.
The rat, the mouse, the fox, the rabbet; watch the roots, the lion, the
tyger, the horse, the elephant, watch the fruits.
The cistern contains: the fountain overflows 35
One thought. fills immensity.
Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you.
[E37]
Every thing possible to be believ'd is an image of truth.
The eagle never lost so much time. as when he submitted to learn of the crow.
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PLATE 9
The fox provides for himself. but God provides for the lion. 40
Think in the morning, Act in the noon, Eat in the evening, Sleep in the night.
He who has sufferd you to impose on him knows you.
As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers.
The tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction
Expect poison from the standing water. 45
You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than
enough.
Listen to the fools reproach! it is a kingly title!
The eyes of fire, the nostrils of air, the mouth of water, the beard of earth.
The weak in courage is strong in cunning.
The apple tree never asks the beech how he shall grow, nor the lion. the
horse; how he shall take his prey. 50
The thankful reciever bears a plentiful harvest.
If others had not been foolish. we should be so.
The soul of sweet delight. can never be defil'd,
When thou seest an Eagle, thou seest a portion of Genius. lift up thy head!
As the catterpiller chooses the fairest leaves to lay her eggs on, so the
priest lays his curse on the fairest joys. 55
To create a little flower is the labour of ages.
Damn. braces: Bless relaxes.
The best wine is the oldest. the best water the newest.
Prayers plow not! Praises reap not!
Joys laugh not! Sorrows weep not! 60
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PLATE 10
The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands & feet
Proportion.
[E38]
As the air to a bird or the sea to a fish, so is contempt to the contemptible.
The crow wish'd every thing was black, the owl, that every thing was white.
Exuberance is Beauty.
If the lion was advised by the fox. he would be cunning. 65
Improvement makes strait roads, but the crooked roads without
Improvement, are roads of Genius.
Sooner muder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires
Where man is not nature is barren.
Truth can never be told so as to be understood, and not be believ'd.
Enough! or Too much
From a member
ReplyDelete(A MESH member who prefers to remain anonymous submits the following comment on the film Charlie Wilson’s War.)
This is a movie made by a highly sophisticated political and artistic mind, someone—the director—who knows all the arguments and charges and nuances of what this important episode has come to mean to various interpreters. I came away feeling that the film is aimed at four different audiences, the last of the four being the most important.
The first and most inconsequential audience is people like us, who know a lot about all of the doings covered in the story and who, like me, will find the movie to be a rather charming bad-boy fairy tale comedy involving some preposterous assertions.
The second audience, I imagine (I’m hardly knowledgable about the cinema “industry”) is the famous 18 to 29 demographic. They will like the sex scenes and proliferation of the F word. They also will delight in the parodies of Washington authority-figures. The battle scenes in Afghanistan will also be attractive to them as almost as good as video games, and about as meaningful. The geopolitics of it all will be utterly lost on them, as they wouldn’t be able to tell you what a “Soviet” was anyway.
The third audience would be those in East Texas and elsewhere across “real” America, where the story will seem to be a delightfully stirring tale of how a Good Ole Boy from Nagadoches took on the effeminate Washington establishment bureaucracy and whupped those Commies.
The fourth audience is the one that really matters to those who produced and directed the movie. That would be people like themselves: well-to-do, highly educated, politically active “Progressives” who proclaimed in the immediate aftermath of 9/11 that “We (America) brought it on ourselves.” To them, the underlying story is that the US supply of weapons to the Afghan Mujahedin virtually created the movement which would later emerge as the Taliban, would energize Al Qaeda by proving that holy warriors could win a world-historical victory over a powerful industrailized imperial power, and would launch the religiously-driven terrorist war against America.
Finally, as an example of the sophisticated fine touch of the makers of this film, there is the vignette early on when Congressman Wilson in the corridor of the House is told that The Speaker wants to put him on the Ethics Committee looking into the charges against John Murtha. Wilson snaps back, saying that the charges against Murtha are baseless. Only those closely following the 2006 anti-Iraq War movement, in which Congressman Murtha’s calls for the US to pull the troops out in acceptance of defeat were central, would recognize that the film makers here are trying to refute the re-emerged criticism of Murtha for being involved in the “Abscam” scandal of the time in which the movie is set. In Charlie Wilson’s War every little scene has a meaning all its own.
WiO, "A jewish new year for trees". I like the sound of that - tree fan that I am.
ReplyDeleteMats,
On wind power, and power in general, a large problem lies in the inability to effeciently store power. The turbines need turn and produce as the electric demands. They can't generate and store.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Let he who is without sin ...
ReplyDeleteRemember the Keating Five?
McCain’s own standards would have hung him.
Mark Levin @ the National Review
"Mr. Keating, his associates, and his friends contributed $56,000 for Senator McCain's two House races in 1982 and 1984, and $54,000 for his 1986 Senate race. Mr. Keating also provided his corporate plane and/or arranged for payment for the use of commercial or private aircraft on several occasions for travel by Senator McCain and his family, for which Senator McCain ultimately provided reimbursement when called upon to do so. Mr. Keating also allowed Senator McCain and his family to vacation with Mr. Keating and his family, at a home provided by Mr. Keating in the Bahamas, in each of the calendar years 1983 through 1986.
"…[F]rom 1984 to 1987, Senator McCain took actions on Mr. Keating's behalf or at his request. The Committee finds that Senator McCain had a basis for each of these actions independent of the contributions and benefits he received from Mr. Keating, his associates and friends.
Abscam - John Murtha
REP. JOHN MURTHA, D-PA.: Now, as I told Howard, I want to deal with you guys a while before I made any transactions at all, period. In other words, I want to say, "Look put some money in these guys." And I, just let me know, so I can say, you know, these guys are going to — they want to do business in our district. Then there's a couple businesses that I'm not personally involved in but would be very helpful for the district, that I could make a big play of, be very helpful to me.
....
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Let me ask you now we're here together, I was under the impression, OK, and I told Howard we were willing to pay. And OK, I went out and got the fifty thousand. From what you're telling me, OK, you're telling me that's not what, you know, that that's not what you...
MURTHA: I'm not interested.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: OK.
MURTHA: At this point.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: OK.
MURTHA: You know, we do business for a while, maybe I'll be interested, maybe I won't, you know.
Send some business to my District, but I will not take a Bribe, to paraphrase John Murtha.
If he had taken the money, he'd have been indicted, he would not take one dime, the money was on the table.
Work in his District, jobs for which he could take credit. That's what he wanted.
Same excuse Big John made, with regards Mr Keating, but John McCain, conscience of the GOP, took the money.
The McCains were millionaires at the time, his wife's money, to be sure, but Arizona is a community property State.
ReplyDeleteDarwin according to Mickster the Trickster Huckabee Huckster:
ReplyDeleteAfter The Origin
In between movie roles and enjoying chart-topping success with singles such as 'I Like Big Ducks' and 'Darwin's Got A Brand New Bat' Chuck D managed to revise the Origin five times, each one a bit more toned down than the one before it, partly to appease his religious wife. Who also happened to be his cousin. But after a few more years he'd had enough of trying to disguise the logical conclusion that humans are descended from the same common ancestor as all other animals he published 'The Descent of Man' to really piss off the religious establishment.
Darwin lived out his final days as a celebrity wrestler with a traveling circus.
His body can now be found encased in granite in the food hall of London's Natural History Museum. Near the toilets.
Desert Links for the Desert Rat:
ReplyDeleteAnnie Alexander was No Paris Hilton
(Alexander and Baldwin is one of the largest companies/landowners in Hawaii.)
Eastern Mojave Vegetation
Lobo Point
Balanced Rock
Orphan Annie She was Not.
ReplyDeleteUSMC Mountain Warfare Training Center
ReplyDeleteBlake would have been welcome at the Bar:
ReplyDelete"The pride of the peacock is the glory of God.
The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.
The wrath of the lion is the wisdom of God.
The nakedness of woman is the work of God. "
Cheers!
ReplyDeleteHere's to the best 2008!
When the Germans, and Rockets, Came to Town
ReplyDeleteLikewise Mat!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Years, All.
ReplyDeleteAnd, thanks, again, Deuce and Whit for putting up with a bunch of old reprobates.
Uh, is my "Tab" still good?
My vote is for Francine for Best Joke of 2007!
ReplyDeleteCan They Stay Safe?
ReplyDeleteTrying for a truce that could save the Americas’ biggest cat.
"I was burning like a torch," says man, after wife lights his penis on fire.
ReplyDeleteNews Stories of 2007
Perks of Power, and I ain't talkin Pyramid Power!
ReplyDeleteHe drank so much Vodka, his Penis became Flamable?
ReplyDeleteI'll bet it's inflamed now.
ReplyDelete"Last week he came under fire for using a jet owned by billionaire entrepreneur Vincent Bollore, one of France's most influential businessmen, to fly to Egypt.
ReplyDelete"Nicolas Sarkozy has the right to go on holiday where he wants with whom he wants," Socialist party leader Francois Hollande told Sunday's Le Parisien.
"But what is not acceptable, is the permanent confusion ... between the private life and public life, personal interest and general interest, private financing and public financing."
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Here we just spend 747 Gazillion Taxpayer's Dollars moving AF-1 around.
I'd take the fire if I could have his date.
ReplyDelete"For her part, Sydney looked a bit crestfallen after Chelsea turned her away. But luckily for Hillary Clinton, Sydney's mother has made up her mind to caucus for the former first lady.
ReplyDelete"I like her position on family values and health care. And I think it's time we have a female president," Robyn Rieckhoff said."
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What's her position on family values?
Big Feeder, Big Eater
ReplyDeleteBronx Zoo, 1947
Kutenai Duck Hunter - 1910
ReplyDeleteGOP Captures Half of the Dirty Half-Dozen
ReplyDeleteA separate reality
ReplyDeleteThe Press Trust of India reports Pakistan's government has backed off from an earlier claim Benazir Bhutto died from a concussion.
In a dramatic U-turn, Pakistan government has "apologised" for claiming that former premier Benazir Bhutto died of a skull fracture after hitting the sunroof of her car during a suicide attack.
Caretaker Interior Minister Hamid Nawaz Khan has asked the media and people to "forgive and ignore" comments made by his ministry's spokesman Javed Iqbal Cheema which were slammed by her Pakistan People's Party as "lies" and led to an uproar at home and abroad.
The Interior Minister made the apology during a briefing for Pakistani newspaper editors on Monday. Punjab province on Tuesday issued a front-page advertisement in newspapers that offered a reward of Rs 1 crore for information about a gunman and a suspected suicide bomber seen in the photos and video footage of the assassination.
-BC
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ReplyDeleteI've been f'd over by some ridiculous price drops in the past... especially this one time when I bought a Micro SD card for my R4 gaming flash card at what I thought was a steal, only to later see that it had dropped by five bucks in a week's time.
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2019.08.29台北市政府21日下午舉行酒店工作會報，會中酒店經紀商業處報告北市飲酒店、小吃店裁罰情形，其中有兩家知名酒店業者因違反土管遭罰，柯文哲當場質疑，為何八大行業會有業者明知違規但仍要砸千萬投資裝潢？他是無辜老百姓不知道犯法、還是他們覺得「很穩」？哪一種？最後柯更裁示，要求把該酒店上班的地址送到市長室，「市長去看就好了，我跑去消費一下。」酒店經紀指出，凱冠名店（原富都名店）、晶都名店（原全盛名店）兩店，皆因未辦妥酒吧業許可即營業，經複查後仍經營酒吧業，且同時違反建築法，爰由建管處從重裁罰業者6萬元並限期3個月改善，前者期限為9月28日，後者期限為8月27日，商業處將進行複查並得以連續開罰。聽完報告後，柯文哲直言有疑問，如果要開一個酒店，業者要投資3千萬去做不合法的東西，他怎麼敢？如果開一家老人茶室裡面簡單擺幾個桌子就算了，「花好幾千萬裝潢結果是非法的，我每次都很好奇他怎麼敢？除非他很有把握，不然他怎麼敢？」另外，建管處補充，該兩家業者使用的區域並非酒吧、飲酒店業，已經違反土地使用分區管制，未來解套方就是變更營業態樣，可以透過縮減營業面積的方式，否則就依《建築法》連續開罰，後續還可加重裁處。柯文哲表示，哲以後就是抓到那種裝潢很貴的非法的東西，第一個要問這是誰管這些酒店上班的酒店小姐公安規劃，甚至還追問當地為哪個警分局的轄區。隨後柯說，為什麼可以限期改善？是酒店變咖啡廳？不能營業就是不能營業。
ReplyDelete2019.09.18八大行業大多主攻男性市場，不過最近知名酒店經紀梁曉尊，要打進女性消費圈，推出「酒店兼差一週」韓國歐巴來坐檯，號稱每一位都是韓國男模，由於中南部少有牛郎店，平時被男客消費的酒店小姐沒有地方紓壓，得知韓國歐巴要來，讓南部酒店小姐瞬間淪陷，台南市移民署第一服務站指出，目前已將進行政治部調查，查看是否違反移民法。據酒店經紀了解，業者號稱韓國歐巴都是男模級，在預約前可以看到個人自拍照以及身高、體重、陰莖(老二)尺度照片，但要找韓國歐爸坐檯消費可不便宜，除了坐檯費還要付包廂費與酒錢，包廂一共有5間，奢華級的包廂要價8000元，而韓國歐巴的檯費一個小時就要3000元，酒錢另算，但自從推出歐巴坐檯後，造成轟動，不少酒店妹要揪團包場，預約時間排滿滿。有消費者透露，做韓國歐巴的檯，可以將歐巴包出場，但一次就要包兩個牛郎，一次要3小時起跳，因為業者會擔心牛郎在外場的安全，另外也有提供俗稱「勾」舔盤的性服務，但至少要來消費兩次，才有機會可以嘗試陰部按摩費用1次5000元。
ReplyDelete2020.05.16酒店小姐的基本介紹跟工作內容如果妳沒有接觸過酒店這八大行業，【酒店經紀梁曉尊】我在酒店上班的日子相信包括妳在內，很多人對這行業的第一個想法一定是：「酒店裡面酒店小姐一定有S？一定是龍蛇混雜，裡面 八大行業是哪八種行業呢?的人都是黑社會吸毒！打架、暴力脅迫女生陪睡…」等等電視上看來的畫面。
ReplyDelete其實這跟【酒店經紀梁曉尊】所接觸的職場須知 【酒店PT 】酒店的實際情況有很大的出入。梁曉尊在酒店這行業已經有多年的經驗，到是從來沒有在如此黑暗的酒店工作過，或許妳聽人說到「酒店打工的小姐，如果客人看上了酒店小姐想帶小姐出去，公司就一定會強迫小姐出場！」而事實上就算是十幾年前的老酒店業也很少有這個情況更不用說當今Google資訊如此發達的年代，而且酒店小姐的來源幾乎掌控在酒店經紀人的情況下，如果有酒店以如此方法對小姐施以逼嚇之手段，一定會讓酒店經紀人對這家店嗤之以鼻，為了保護旗下小姐，沒有人會帶經紀小姐去那種店上班，酒店當然不會笨到為了一個小姐出場強迫小姐做她不想做的事而導致店方得罪酒店經紀人，沒有經紀人要帶小姐來這家酒店，導致這家酒店沒小姐來吸引客人，沒客人的結果就是關門大吉！
所以酒店小姐出場的方式皆是小姐的個人意願，客人想要帶小姐出場時，訪檯幹部都會問清楚客人要帶小姐去哪裡並告知小姐，只要小姐不想跟客人出去，酒店沒人能逼妳！有些酒店規定小姐出場只需陪客人到客人想去的地方，也不可能要求小姐跟客人出去就一定要S。
當然也會有小姐因為想賺取更多的收入，而跟客人私下交易自已接S，這就屬於小姐個人行為了。所以酒店小姐到酒店上班出場接S完全屬於小姐個人之行為，不必擔心說到酒店上班就一定要出場或接S的。
畢竟酒店是酒店，客人來酒店消費是要談生意、應酬、好友聚會高興一下！要的是喝酒微醺後忘記煩惱的感覺，如果他只是想解決生理問題，說真的大陸妹還比較便宜呢！！
如果妳要來酒店上班，梁曉尊是建議妳是要思考三點:
1．妳心理準備好到酒店上班了嗎？很多人誤信(也可能是自己騙自己帶著僥倖心態)網路/報紙上店家或酒店經紀人所刊登的廣告說：「免喝酒輕鬆月入數十萬…」。而事實上天底下沒有這麼好的事，如果真的免喝酒，輕輕鬆鬆就可以月入幾十萬，那我想要來酒店上班可能要抽籤決定妳有沒有這個福氣呢！！酒店經紀人也不用為了酒店一直缺小姐而努力應徵小姐的。再來是要說明一點，酒店雖說沒有這麼複雜，但是畢竟是客人來尋歡的地方，很多男人抱著花錢是大爺的心態竭盡所能在言語上汙辱妳、毛手毛腳，以灌妳喝酒為樂的客人也大有人在，這些都是酒店小姐工作上所需面對的，妳心理上做好準備了嗎？
2．有沒有找到真正專業又正派的酒店經紀人？雖然酒店這行已經透明化，不會讓妳上班時感覺像是被賣掉一樣，但是網路/報紙上偶爾還是出現有不肖酒店經紀人用毒品、放高利貸等等方式來控制小姐的新聞事件發生！所以妳有沒有找到一位正派的酒店經紀人是妳要入這行的一個重要起步！再來就是妳找的酒店經紀人有沒有足夠的酒店經驗及專業知識或者可以透過Google搜尋經紀人名稱是否有相關事業，這是妳尋找酒店經紀人有沒有能力幫妳處理事情的關鍵所在！如果妳的經紀人只會帶妳上下班、送飲料、幫妳領檯費，其它的一問三不知，就算是他人再好，我們還是要為了自己早日賺到錢脫離這行來著想，所以趕快換個經紀人吧！
3．了解自己適合哪種性質的酒店！基本上酒店可分為禮服店、便服店、制服店三種，其中的禮服跟便服都是不脫的，制服店才有在脫衣服跟秀舞。如果妳的條件不適合便服店就不要去制服店；明明是適合上便服店的條件，就不要硬要去制服店上班。
好好跟妳的酒店經紀人溝通，雖然便服店的尺度小，但是對於外貌身材是有一定的要求；而制服店雖然賺得比較多，但是妳也要尺度有到那。了解自己，明白酒店性質，跟酒店經紀人好好聊一下，妳才可以在酒店工作的這段時間裡如魚得水！。
2020.06.03酒店小姐的基本介紹跟工作內容八大行業陸續解封，其中台中市已經有75家酒店在昨（1）我在酒店上班的日子日正式復工，不過業者不敢來酒店上班-酒店打工的原因還是得落實防疫規定，所有工作人員都必須戴口罩、保持社交距離，違反規定者最重可處歇業處分。鞭炮聲響起，台中市酒店上班-酒店兼職-兼差如何達成人生的第一桶金酒店在停業1個半月後重新開張，原本酒店兼差不是一個複雜的工作環境？用來宣傳店內的佳麗跑馬燈，改成為第一線醫護人員加油打氣，防疫依舊不能鬆懈。首日復工全面備戰，員警到場臨檢，職場須知 【酒店PT 】一個一個得接受體溫測量才能進到店內查核，確保場內所有人都有戴口罩、保持社交距離，落實實名登記制。但疫情過後，驚傳酒店女不回去了。前酒店小姐：「今天才第一天開業而已，然後大家都趕快叫小姐回去，有的人轉正業，可能沒辦法馬上離職，缺小姐一定有。」酒店公關黃先生：「如果沒有（小姐）的話我們可以再應徵啊，沒有其他薪水比酒店高的啦，所以她們也是不得不回來。」很多人想找酒店上班，卻沒有良好的管道，媽咪的部落格算是管道之一！但媽咪要請妳問一下自己確定要來酒店上班了嗎？在酒店上班，必須承受許多許多的不公平與，這表示我還不夠好，而且不誨言的，我也希望收入可以增加！) 雖說酒店上班一個星期的收入等於一個上班族一個月二至三萬的薪水，八大行業絕不是輕鬆的工作很多沒在酒店上班過的都認為酒店上班是個輕鬆的工作、薪水也很多，其實薪水是有比一般工作要來的多沒錯。這陣子酒店休業損失慘重，貼出營業公告中多了一行「應徵酒店女」。受疫情衝擊的還有計程車司機。計程車司機：「差很多啦，以前都有（一天）2、3千，現在1千不到，（這陣子都去做什麼工作？）做鐵工啊。」酒店首日復工，業者全力衝刺拚業績，疫情趨緩之際，酒店開業防疫還是得擺第一。Q：未成年為什麼不能到酒店打工？ A：法務部有規定未成年不得進出酒家、特種咖啡茶室、電子遊戲場...等等違反的話最嚴重的罰責是"歇業"或"停業究竟要如何在第一天就上手酒店的工作呢?許多人都認為酒店是個複雜的環境，不過與現實社會的壓力相較，酒店上班家人、男友會知道嗎?酒店兼職懶人包,酒店應徵必須懂的事,閃酒秘訣大公開,面對奧客一次就上手,酒店工作前應該注意的幾件事,這裡沒有天花亂墜的酒店應徵，都會問說到酒店上班要不要簽約。 事實上一般都是不需要簽約。
ReplyDelete2020.06.14付費平台「酒店小姐的基本介紹跟工作內容Swag」充斥素人自導自演的性愛影片，片中的直播主全程無碼演出，時我在酒店上班的日子內容尺度更堪比日本A片，只要粉絲願意付費，就可直接下載觀賞。就有網友納悶不敢來酒店上班-酒店打工的原因，SWAG上的台女作風大膽，連露臉也沒在怕，比起私下酒店上班-酒店兼職-兼差如何達成人生的第一桶金接S的酒店小姐，毫不遮掩，「難道swagger有比酒店妹好賺嗎？」「寧可做swagger不去做酒店是什麼心態？酒店兼差不是一個複雜的工作環境？」有網友在PTT八卦板發問，「聽說職場須知 【酒店PT 】酒店妹月收12萬起跳，差不多是一般小公司副總等級了。最近很流行拍動作片放上swag給人家看，都被看光了，臉也露了，難道swagger有比酒店妹好賺嗎？同樣都是S，酒店妹至少隱密性高，不用動腦剪片想梗，swagger為什麼之前都不做酒店？」其他網友留言「喝酒傷身啊，上床不會怎樣吧，而且應該是跟她的熟人」、「工時長，還要一直吃肝藥vs藝術工作」、「swagger可以不用陪噁男啊」、「因為素質太差，連酒店都不收」、「拍片自己可以爽，酒店只能一直喝傷身」、「Swagger很多都修圖的」、「只有AV淪落去風俗的，風俗到AV是人生升級」。不少老司機點出差異，直言「跟男友／炮友上床還有錢賺，屌打酒店賣笑」、「酒店你要給醜肥宅摸，Swagger的對象可以自己選，喝太多酒也傷身體，而且日夜生活顛倒」、「一個上夜班，一個隨你喜好上班，當然後者」、「Swagger月薪不只12萬...遠超過」、「那些人出價約一次就是酒店一個月薪水了」。
ReplyDelete2020.08.21不敢來酒店上班-酒店打工的原因酒店經紀分享酒店小姐的基本介紹跟工作內容酒店上班經驗有一些沒有接觸過酒店的姐妹來找我應徵酒店小姐的時候，我們談我在酒店上班的日子的都很融洽，實際上她們酒店兼差不是一個複雜的工作環境？也很需要來酒店上班賺錢，可是後來卻沒有來上班，有的甚至失聯。我檢討酒店小姐去酒店上班都一定要出場接s嗎？之後發現並不是討厭我本人或者討厭我們公司，而是被台灣唯恐天下不亂的媒體過度渲染，或者是網路上以訛傳訛不負責任的言論誤導，以至於酒店小姐上班通常會取什麼名字?姐妹們有一些似是而非的錯誤觀念，打消了來酒店上班賺錢的念頭。以下是我整理出姐妹們不敢來酒店上班的主要6個原因，希望能夠解除姐妹們對於來酒店上班的心中疑慮。
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