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Thursday, January 27, 2011

When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults



The U.S. National Guard spotted would-be drug smugglers on video Jan. 21 near the Naco Border Patrol station along the Mexico-Arizona border setting up a catapult, which was probably intended to be used to launch marijuana over the border.

It's the right idea, but the catapult is pointed the wrong way. We need to set up a catapult on this side of the fence, and fling illegals back to Mexico.

28 comments:

  1. If we did it by the neck, the problem would be solved by a single launch.

    Similar to ending jaywalking by enacting a death penalty for it.

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  3. There's just something about this that makes me giggle.

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    Beep Beep ?

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  7. Next caller informs that SE Cupp put her legs on the desk on Redeye.

    I missed it, of course.

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  9. Catapult reminds Miller of Freedonia in Groucho Marx Movie,

    "Duck Soup"

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  10. So, like, some of those pics were taken from Hubble and some from a U-2?

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  11. A Canuck TV Show

    "Trailer Park Boys"

    had the boys plotting to smuggle drugs across the border on electric trains.

    Lionel does Drugs

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  12. They did the whole tour from space.

    Couldn't you tell?

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  13. They are trying be bring down one of that string of UFOs in the background sky.

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  14. How is it that the US National Guardsmen are in Mexico, with the catapult?

    Did we preemptively invade Mexico and seize it?

    Or did the smugglers tow it to the US, to provide for the photo opportunity?

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  15. Or are they really just a bunch of guys in fatigues, at the pumpkin chunkin'

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