“…the highest duty of a patriot is to protect his countrymen from their government."
- Thomas Paine
Saturday, January 12, 2013
The Bernie Madoff of biking, Lance Armstrong, plans to admit to doping throughout his career during an upcoming interview with Oprah Winfrey, USA Today reported late Friday. Armstrong doesn’t have the decency to slink off into history with the other great frauds, liars and con artists. With all the moral corruption of an ancient pope, Her High Holiness, Oprah I, will preside over the televised public teary eyed mea culpa and ring kissing ceremony, of the broken but hardly humbled Lance. Oprah will grant an indulgence to free Lance from the purgatory of being out of the public spotlight. Can’t we all just tell him to go shit in his bike beanie?