Hello America, Meet June Cleaver Obama.

Previously recorded.

The Michelle Obama that was sort of fun and interesting was released from an anger detox center in Stepford, Connecticut and appeared in Public for the first time in weeks at the DNC big tent.

Michelle shared her telepromted revised history of the Obama's and looked very nice in a smart blue dress, the blue dress being an obvious olive branch to Bill Clinton.

Michelle also had some very nice words to say about her new heroine Hillary.

Ah yes, but the Stepford treatment was not complete. The hint of the old Michelle was still there, as she saw and described Hillary as almost successful but still enshrined in victimization by the system.

Michelle pointedly noted that Hillary put 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling.

There was hardly a dry Democratic eye to be seen; even Screaming Joe looked weepy. Unfortunately for me, I am in a country that fails to recognize the appeal of MSNBC, so I am at a loss and also disadvantaged at not being able to experience Chris Matthews convulsed in emotion. If any of you did see him, please share.