"2007 will be the year of the Glenn and Helen Reynolds sex tape and fashionable hijabs.Excesses of Hilton, Richie, Spears and Lohan will converge with publicists infatuation with Islamic sexuality and a new age of prudence, Victorian in its absurdity, will be broadcast on our airwaves.
In the meantime, the hottest girls will continue to be found on the Internet and will star in no movies.
TV will come to Islam. Already, CNN reminds us of how holy and devout the muslims are. No worries in Thailand, for many millions of Muslims old and young are on the magical Hajj. For each of them, it is as if they were in the movie Rudy, and Allah has put them in the game. Expect the Hijab to come to American television and sitcoms.
The Islamic diet will be right around the corner too. Halal will become a fad, a preparation delightful and without the disagreeable moral excesses in those infidels who'd sell us Trans Fat weapons to Israel.
To many westerners, a secular idea of the "infidel," the outsider within, will join the "apostate" thats already making the rounds.
Radical atheists will do something in America. They will be the next domestic terrorists. Tribulation awaits."
Aspirinburger said, "Radical atheists will do something in America. They will be the next domestic terrorists. Tribulation awaits."
ReplyDeleteAtheism is relative. People who believe in one God, the Father, Son and Holy Spirit, are atheistic towards a "god" who rewards Sunni holy warrior "martyrs" in the afterworld with 72 virgins for explosively snuffing it in a schoolhouse and taking dozens of Shi'ite children with him.