Friday, January 06, 2012

Soooo Ghettoooo

44 comments:

  1. Just tell me why black people say ax instead of ask. It drives me nuts and the moment Herman Cain used it I turned off the TV.

    But I'm not racist.

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  2. Ax Bob; he's the "culturalist." tm

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  3. Don' ax Obama. He's haf cracker.

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  4. There is a TV series, mel, that may answer your question ...

    Ax Men

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  5. It would be a breaf of fresh air if someone could do that for me.

    I pay 67 cent to the first one that can tell me.

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  6. I'm still tryin' to figure out where they got them . . . . . . . you know.

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  7. Axe is something men wear

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  8. You've come to da right place to ax.

    But I don' no no shur anxwer.

    It way day rayzed, ah dhink.

    b

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  9. Watch the video, mel, seems to work for gals, too.

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  10. I use Au naturel when I want to attract men...sandalwood.

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  11. Hey DR I"m heading your way in March any Arizona lingo I should know about.

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  12. "Awesome", seems it is used quite a bit.

    At least amongst the thirty somethings.

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  13. Yeah, that's pretty common lingo all across the board. I was looking for something a little more eccentric.

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  14. Probly the same lingo as Mississip; Meth, or Pot?

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  15. That won't do me any good rufus

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  16. I've always found "I'm Rich" to be a great ice-breaker.

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  17. Followed by references to "My Bentley," "My Island," "My Yacht," etc.

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  18. "I like alcohol in my martini."

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  19. "Is that the way to the border?"

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  20. Yacht?

    Well look at that we have so much in common. I like to swim.

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  21. Maybe we should take my jet down to (fill in the blank) sometime.

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  22. desert rat said...

    For Ms T ...

    They'll axe for you


    That's fucking funny.

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  23. If you had your own pilot you wouldn't be talking to me.

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  24. I would if you had an island, a yacht, and a Bentley.

    Besides your jet is probably bigger than mine.

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  25. Well, I did buy some Axe yestidday.

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  26. Or, maybe that was Brut . . . .


    Which one sells for $3.99 in the large size? :)

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  27. Those rich men always buy the cheap smelly stuff.

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  28. We both own jets. What did you expect?


    :)

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  29. At least I have been hoodwinked a few times.

    And, I have a hoodie.

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  30. Hoo'ed athought it? We're hoodies.

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  31. I prefer bamboozled. It sounds more Lear jet yachtish. Don't ya think.

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  32. Sounds more cocktail party.

    b

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  33. Definitely.

    Us lear jet, yachtish folks don't get hoodwinked. Or conned.

    Cause we don' hang out with no hoods, or cons. We hangs out with bambies, an' bamboos.

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  34. Heh, the aircraft carrier Stennis reentered the gulf after being told not to, by the Iranians, and immediately rescued 17 Iranians held captive on a freighter by Somali pirates.

    Heh, Iran being another shame culture, what do they do now? Accept their fellows back from the Great Satan?


    b

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