The U.S. National Guard spotted would-be drug smugglers on video Jan. 21 near the Naco Border Patrol station along the Mexico-Arizona border setting up a catapult, which was probably intended to be used to launch marijuana over the border.
It's the right idea, but the catapult is pointed the wrong way. We need to set up a catapult on this side of the fence, and fling illegals back to Mexico.
If we did it by the neck, the problem would be solved by a single launch.
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There's just something about this that makes me giggle.
ReplyDeleteProbly suffering a RoadRunner Flashback, Rufus.
ReplyDeleteHONOLULU – Five Hawaii Democratic representatives want to pass a law making President Barack Obama's birth records public and charge $100 to see them.
Probly am.
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:)
perfect.
Opera#
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Miller caller
ReplyDeleteCarl from New Hampshire:
"How could Kuchinch who has an 8 foot tall redhead lover be taken down by an Olive Pit?"
Carl's gone from being a Miller caller and local comic to an appearance on Red Eye.
Next caller informs that SE Cupp put her legs on the desk on Redeye.
ReplyDeleteI missed it, of course.
Also adds:
YouTube Twitter and Facebook
are going to merge, and it's gonna be called
"YouTwitFace"
Palin on BHO's
ReplyDelete"Winning the Future"
"Yeah, there were a bunch of WTF moments, starting with his warning about a mountain of debt."
...on Greta
U2 and NASA
ReplyDeleteCatapult reminds Miller of Freedonia in Groucho Marx Movie,
ReplyDelete"Duck Soup"
So, like, some of those pics were taken from Hubble and some from a U-2?
ReplyDeleteA Canuck TV Show
ReplyDelete"Trailer Park Boys"
had the boys plotting to smuggle drugs across the border on electric trains.
Lionel does Drugs
They did the whole tour from space.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't you tell?
They are trying be bring down one of that string of UFOs in the background sky.
ReplyDeleteHow is it that the US National Guardsmen are in Mexico, with the catapult?
ReplyDeleteDid we preemptively invade Mexico and seize it?
Or did the smugglers tow it to the US, to provide for the photo opportunity?
Or are they really just a bunch of guys in fatigues, at the pumpkin chunkin'
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ReplyDeletePolice in Pakistan have charged an unnamed US consular official with double murder after they say he shot and killed two motorcycle riders in the eastern city of Lahore.
(CNN) --
ReplyDeleteThe Illinois Supreme Court ruled Thursday that former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel met residency requirements and that his name will stay on the mayoral ballot in Chicago.
The justices said Emanuel's opponents did not prove that he had given up residency when he served in the Obama administration in Washington.
The court further ordered that no ballots be printed until all the names except Emanuel's have been stricken from the Mayoralty Candidate Rolls.
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by Barack Obama
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
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by Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
by Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
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ReplyDelete700 groups now have Obamacare waivers.
ReplyDeleteNote that John McCain clapped for BHO's immigration reform/Dream Act push.
What happens when you disconnect a modern economy and 80,000,000 people from the Internet?
Arizona Republican Judy Burges has introduced a bill which requires candidates to prove their eligibility to occupy the Oval Office.
ReplyDeleteThe proposal needs only 16 votes in the Senate to pass into law and just 31 votes to clear the House of Representatives.