The Sheriff and his four deputies were on Greta van Sustern's show Wednesday night. The Sheriff said that the alligator left the man's left arm hanging by a tendon, broke his right arm and chewed the man's buttocks off. One of the deputies admitted they were "scared as hell and the beast was the size of a bus." The Sheriff said there is no academy training to prepare anyone for wrestling an 11 foot alligator in four feet of water at four in the morning. I guess not.
The photo is not of the big ass-eater but is a 13-footer that was killed in central Florida. Covered at Observanda
Them city fellers couldn't figure out why the crackers had nearly killed them gators to the point of extinction. Any questions?
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ReplyDeleteThe poor fellow was recovering from the shock of hanging chads and Katrina.
Rufus -- this long-time lurker is glad to see you! Can you please dredge up Habu.
ReplyDeleteOh, that "too-tite' Tater, she's a tease, i'm tellin ya!
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ReplyDeleteAllen said, "Them city fellers couldn't figure out why the crackers had nearly killed them gators to the point of extinction. Any questions?"
ReplyDeleteIs this an Islamist terrorist attack by an Ali Gator?