tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post7645653346199456592..comments2024-03-28T21:41:52.558-04:00Comments on The Elephant Bar: A U.S. Army veteran fighting for Syrian rebel forces says he is alive and well after a pro-Syrian government group posted a video on YouTube claiming that he had been killed.Deuce ☂http://www.blogger.com/profile/13472858446242700869noreply@blogger.comBlogger87125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-10488522682155463962013-03-18T06:12:59.516-04:002013-03-18T06:12:59.516-04:00oops, again, but I'm fagged out.oops, again, but I'm fagged out.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-12930196137601278392013-03-18T06:10:49.528-04:002013-03-18T06:10:49.528-04:00...except for The Definition, of course:<a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Phallus_impudicus7_Stinkhorn.jpg/449px-Phallus_impudicus7_Stinkhorn.jpg" rel="nofollow"> ...except for The Definition, of course: </a> Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-62654087046155076562013-03-18T06:06:31.052-04:002013-03-18T06:06:31.052-04:00"Hope""Hope"Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-73952398489045007862013-03-18T06:05:43.872-04:002013-03-18T06:05:43.872-04:00Thus ends Doug's ode to The Pud.
I Hopee.Thus ends Doug's ode to The Pud.<br /><br />I Hopee.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-60671843538683256292013-03-18T06:04:31.764-04:002013-03-18T06:04:31.764-04:00The Pud in Your Garden<a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Phallus_impudicus7_Stinkhorn.jpg/449px-Phallus_impudicus7_Stinkhorn.jpg" rel="nofollow"> The Pud in Your Garden </a>Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-24140279643441671652013-03-18T06:00:52.955-04:002013-03-18T06:00:52.955-04:00oops, bad link)
Can't get the Damned Thing to...<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_(fungus" rel="nofollow">oops, bad link</a>)<br /><br />Can't get the Damned Thing to Work.<br /><br />Foul Smelling, Indeed!<br /><br />Phallus (fungus)<br /><br /><br />From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia<br /><br /> Jump to: navigation, search<br /><br />Stinkhorn<br /><br />Common stinkhorn, Phallus impudicus<br /><br />Scientific classification<br /><br />Kingdom:<br /> <br />Fungi<br /><br />Division:<br /> <br />Basidiomycota<br /><br />Class:<br /> <br />Agaricomycetes <br /><br />Order: <br />Phallales<br /><br />Family: <br />Phallaceae<br /><br />Genus:<br /> <br />Phallus Junius ex Linnaeus (1758)<br /><br />Type species<br /><br />Phallus impudicus <br /><br />The genus Phallus, commonly known as stinkhorns, are a group of basidiomycetes which produce a foul-scented, phallic mushroom, from which their name is derived. The genus has a widespread distribution and, according to a 2008 estimate, contains 18 species. They belong to the family Phallaceae in the order Phallales. The best known species (and type species) is the common stinkhorn (Phallus impudicus).<br />Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-65760337273180727582013-03-18T05:52:27.851-04:002013-03-18T05:52:27.851-04:00This may be the most disgusting thing I've Eve...<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_(fungus" rel="nofollow"> This may be the most disgusting thing I've Ever Encountered in Nature. </a>)<br /><br />...not in my "mind" of course.<br /><br />This thing popped up in my Greenhouse, and the Stench was so bad that no wench would ever give head again, after she smelled it.<br /><br />Can't believe I did not dispense with it forthwith!Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-90237492313161311042013-03-18T05:45:26.158-04:002013-03-18T05:45:26.158-04:00...it looks like the booths have wooden doors.
Ga......it looks like the booths have wooden doors.<br /><br />Gawd knows what Phallic Atrocity I might have wrought behind such a fortress.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-42569833559727363912013-03-18T05:26:49.526-04:002013-03-18T05:26:49.526-04:00see that little brite white window @ the top of th...see that little brite white window @ the top of the pic?<br /><br />...that's where I surveilled from, and relayed the info back to the Motherland.<br /><br />From California Hick to Chinese Spy-Guy!Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-61690316066608929322013-03-18T05:16:35.184-04:002013-03-18T05:16:35.184-04:00This is closer to the WAY IT WAS.
Maybe a Mob of ...<a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-yA47FPh6j4Q/UJMTXcCYzdI/AAAAAAAAA2I/cpvjQdfd1V8/w470-h353-p-o-k/2012-11-01" rel="nofollow">This is closer to the WAY IT WAS.</a><br /><br />Maybe a Mob of Fags Hijacked THE LEGACY???Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-38289491014496372482013-03-18T05:10:16.392-04:002013-03-18T05:10:16.392-04:00"These""<i>These</i>"Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-82945455174243202182013-03-18T05:07:43.037-04:002013-03-18T05:07:43.037-04:00NONE of this shit is the way it was.
FUCK the Ga...<a href="http://www.fareastcafesf.com/gallery.html" rel="nofollow"> NONE of this shit is the way it was. <br /><br />FUCK the Gays!</a><br /><br />(You guys, not me.)<br /><br />...I get credit for bringing it to your attention.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-45462606525853437532013-03-18T04:59:12.432-04:002013-03-18T04:59:12.432-04:00"This delicate Viral Payload was brought to y..."This delicate Viral Payload was brought to you courtesy of the Chinese Communists, with a turbo-boost from the Norkoms"Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-69926187806978113762013-03-18T04:56:08.088-04:002013-03-18T04:56:08.088-04:00"These delicate artwork were brought over fro..."These delicate artwork were brought over from China over a hundred years ago"<br /><br />All's well that ends well.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-41426305046240132282013-03-18T04:50:28.558-04:002013-03-18T04:50:28.558-04:00"As you and your visitors enter the doorway, ..."<i>As you and your visitors enter the doorway, they will be overwhelm by the palace chandeliers hanging from our high ceilings, painted murals on the walls, the carved screens, and the emperor's throne.</i>"<br /><br />"they will be overwhelm"<br /><br />Maybe the Chicoms aren't that big a threat.<br /><br />...that STILL leaves that Weirdo Norko guy, tho.<br /><br />All hat?<br /><br />Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-32937602888160475062013-03-18T04:46:00.592-04:002013-03-18T04:46:00.592-04:00I guess it IS the same place, but nobody, straight...I guess it IS the same place, but nobody, straight or homo, refered to it as a Seafood Cuisine Joint:<br /><br />"Far East Café is centrally located in the heart of Chinatown and is two blocks away from the gateway of Chinatown and directly across from the Old St.Mary's Church. Far East Café cordially invites you to our enchanting restaurant that will bring you back in time. The restaurant itself has been established since 1920. As you and your visitors enter the doorway, they will be overwhelm by the palace chandeliers hanging from our high ceilings, painted murals on the walls, the carved screens, and the emperor's throne. These delicate artwork were brought over from China over a hundred years ago"Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-78989596110093018052013-03-18T04:03:18.194-04:002013-03-18T04:03:18.194-04:00That sucks, BIG TIME.
The REAL Far East Cafe was ...That sucks, BIG TIME.<br /><br />The REAL Far East Cafe was NOT some fuckin FAGGOTY Sushi piece of shit.<br /><br />It was a REAL, True Blue (and Red) AMERICAN Chinese Joint, complete with polished wooden booths and benches, with curtains drawn for privacy... etc etc.<br /><br />...I used to go down on my sister before the first cup of tea was poured.<br /><br />Those were the days.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-81630690565197259922013-03-18T03:57:08.334-04:002013-03-18T03:57:08.334-04:00To be honest, it was the www.fareastcafesf.com/
N...To be honest, it was the <a href="http://www.fareastcafesf.com/" rel="nofollow">www.fareastcafesf.com/</a><br /><br />Not to mention all the other curio shops w/lockable little bamboo chests, fireworks, etc, ad nauseum.<br /><br />HEALTHY Multiculturalism.<br /><br />(No Rufus/Obama Community Organizing SUBSIDIES!)Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-56861257666261708502013-03-18T03:50:53.425-04:002013-03-18T03:50:53.425-04:00Then again, there are the Chinese.
Some of my mos...Then again, there are the Chinese.<br /><br />Some of my most pleasant memories from childhood were trips to San Fran's Chinatown.<br /><br />The Won Tong Fuck Cafe, to be specific.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-58851557919196835922013-03-18T03:47:50.331-04:002013-03-18T03:47:50.331-04:00I've always preferred visual metaphor to text,...I've always preferred visual metaphor to text, sparse, or not.<br /><br />(Middle Eastern Roots?)<br /><br />Oh, my Gawd!Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1095771186956794602013-03-18T03:44:37.695-04:002013-03-18T03:44:37.695-04:00The Medium is the Massage:
An Inventory of Effe...<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Medium_Is_the_Massage" rel="nofollow"> The Medium is the Massage: </a><br /><br /> An Inventory of Effects is a book co-created by media analyst Marshall McLuhan and graphic designer Quentin Fiore, and coordinated by Jerome Agel. It was published by Bantam books in 1967 and became a bestseller with a cult following.<br /> <br />The book itself is 160 pages in length and composed in an experimental, collage style with text superimposed on visual elements and vice versa. Some pages are printed backwards and are meant to be read in a mirror (see mirror writing). Some are intentionally left blank. Most contain photographs and images both modern and historic, juxtaposed in startling ways.<br /> <br />The book was intended to make McLuhan's philosophy of media and communication, considered by some[who?] incomprehensible and esoteric, more accessible to a wider readership through the use of visual metaphor and sparse text.[citation needed]<br />Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-25633384882141500292013-03-18T03:36:52.558-04:002013-03-18T03:36:52.558-04:00"And they all comb their hair the same, and o..."<i>And they all comb their hair the same, and often make their points in conversation with skill, even if they are sometimes wrong</i>"<br /><br />Gawd, I'm about to cum.<br /><br />First time to a "guy" since I was a teen.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-21763271067360092402013-03-18T03:29:33.546-04:002013-03-18T03:29:33.546-04:00Heyjus:
I hired a native Hawaiian/Filopino/Jap fo...Heyjus:<br /><br />I hired a native Hawaiian/Filopino/Jap for a "theraputic messagage"<br /><br />Inside Dope<br /><br />I got the message.<br /><br />Thanks,<br /><br />Tim<br /><br />(leery)Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-78178096708785299272013-03-18T03:25:26.333-04:002013-03-18T03:25:26.333-04:00"]Please Jesus help Quirk."
That, most ..."<i>]Please Jesus help Quirk.</i>"<br /><br />That, most definitely, is a hole that needs to be filled.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-29774097712016583892013-03-18T03:21:28.814-04:002013-03-18T03:21:28.814-04:00"However, I'm happy you're happy.&quo..."<i>However, I'm happy you're happy.</i>"<br /><br />...that warms my heart.<br /><br />Or what's left of it.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.com