tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post3752290437474613590..comments2024-03-28T06:32:24.557-04:00Comments on The Elephant Bar: Pachelbel's canonDeuce ☂http://www.blogger.com/profile/13472858446242700869noreply@blogger.comBlogger215125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-90888979665387521122012-01-16T11:10:54.003-05:002012-01-16T11:10:54.003-05:00:) heh
That wasn't bad, Rufus.:) heh<br /><br />That wasn't bad, Rufus.bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-17438435114111175712012-01-16T05:13:45.620-05:002012-01-16T05:13:45.620-05:00Sounds like a college freshman discovering pot.Sounds like a college freshman discovering pot.Rufus IIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05297231055991566183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-72860193637552104802012-01-16T02:47:00.711-05:002012-01-16T02:47:00.711-05:00"On an Apparent Intention in the Fate of the ...<i>"On an Apparent Intention in the Fate of the Individual," points out<br />that when you reach an advanced age and look back over your lifetime,<br />it can seem to have had a consistent order and plan, as though<br />composed by some novelist. Events that when they occurred had seemed<br />accidental and of little moment turn out to have been indispensable<br />factors in the composition of a consistent plot. So who composed that<br />plot? Schopenhauer suggests that just as your dreams are composed by<br />an aspect of yourself of which your consciousness is unaware, so, too,<br />your whole life is composed by the will within you. And just as people<br />whom you will have met apparently by mere chance became leading agents<br />in the structuring of your life, so, too, will you have served<br />unknowingly as an agent, giving meaning to the lives of others. The<br />whole thing gears together like one big symphony, with everything<br />unconsciously structuring everything else. And Schopenhauer concludes<br />that it is as though our lives were the features of the one great<br />dream of a single dreamer in which all the dream characters dream,<br />too; so that everything links to everything else, moved by the one<br />will to life which is the universal will in nature."<br /><br />-joseph campbell</i>bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-4153857190919428752012-01-16T02:30:58.009-05:002012-01-16T02:30:58.009-05:00When I was in India recently, I saw a sign that sa...When I was in India recently, I saw a sign that said,<br /><br />'English speaking taxi driver'.<br /><br /><br />I thought to myself,<br /><br /><br /><br />"What a brilliant idea."<br /><br /> "Why don't we have them in Australia ?”samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11856051164644278989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-83693181885167228172012-01-16T00:33:51.083-05:002012-01-16T00:33:51.083-05:00.
Who's Killing Iran's Nuclear Scientists....<br /><br /><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/11/world/meast/iran-who-kills-scientists/index.html?hpt=hp_t3" rel="nofollow">Who's Killing Iran's Nuclear Scientists?</a><br /><br />.Quirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00272168240606512672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-32458255267859146692012-01-16T00:05:38.955-05:002012-01-16T00:05:38.955-05:00.
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"Religion is like a penis. It's fin....<br /><br /><i>T<br /><br />"Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. But don't whip it out in public and wave it around."<br /><br />Toshtu<br /><br />If religion were like a vagina, there would be more churches.</i><br /><br /><br /><br />:)<br /><br /><br />Beware, Bob. In the future when we argue philosophy, you can quote Kant and Nietzsche all you want. I will quote Toshtu mixed with a little T.<br /><br />.Quirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00272168240606512672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-82495425677014896162012-01-15T23:41:39.677-05:002012-01-15T23:41:39.677-05:00.
I have no idea of what you are talking.
I....<br /><br /><i>I have no idea of what you are talking.</i><br /><br /><br /><br />I'm sure you don't in your condition; <i>but not to worry...</i>er...<br /><br />Well, I was going to say someone would go to bat for you but I'm not sure who that would be.<br /><br />.Quirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00272168240606512672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-742451717332526192012-01-15T23:34:11.463-05:002012-01-15T23:34:11.463-05:00Quirk.
I have no idea of what you are talking. Yo...Quirk.<br /><br />I have no idea of what you are talking. You don't either, I think. But, Quirk, don't let thinking get in the way of your gobbledegook.allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15605114251615293411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-48573458126583232142012-01-15T23:26:49.547-05:002012-01-15T23:26:49.547-05:00.
Well, well.
Da flim-flam man be back and he ap....<br /><br />Well, well.<br /><br />Da flim-flam man be back and he appears to be in the middle of another bender.<br /><br />What is it Al? A little stress? Problems at work? Problems at home? Couldn't find eight or nine other guys willing to conduct services with you?<br /><br />From your appearances here over the past couple weeks, you appear to be losing it. A couple of benders, a number of incoherant posts, the school marm act. Strange stuff. Why don't you hit the sack and sleep it off?<br /><br />Tomorrow's Monday. Try seeking a little help.<br /><br />.Quirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00272168240606512672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-18097634665339018132012-01-15T22:55:50.790-05:002012-01-15T22:55:50.790-05:00bob,
That's why, bob, when you order "fi...bob,<br /><br />That's why, bob, when you order "fix bayonets", they do not stick potatoes on the ends of their rifles.allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15605114251615293411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-85815563016205186912012-01-15T22:52:43.820-05:002012-01-15T22:52:43.820-05:00bob said...
Can't you at least get your fellow...bob said...<br />Can't you at least get your fellow Marines to quit pissing on corpses, at least on camera?<br /><br /><br /><br />Probably not, bob, they are Marines. You are what?allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15605114251615293411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-73477380911758620652012-01-15T22:38:39.849-05:002012-01-15T22:38:39.849-05:00bob,
I have no control over Marines in need of bl...bob,<br /><br />I have no control over Marines in need of bladder evacuation, just as Jenny has no control over Marines in need of semen evacuation. Life is unfair.<br /><br />Sport, you needed to "piss" on a woman who is a free spirit. That is the same thing as a "whore" to you. Melody, is such a free bird. Live with it.allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15605114251615293411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-14920440595001779902012-01-15T22:21:08.763-05:002012-01-15T22:21:08.763-05:00"Lawyers do rule the earth, Toshtu. I'm i..."Lawyers do rule the earth, Toshtu. I'm in on that secret."<br /><br />And there's not a damn thing you can do about it, without a lawyer.<br /><br />We're all just looking for representation. Lawyers are the New Jesus.Toshstuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08246460621700692068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-68322595123825182722012-01-15T22:12:48.747-05:002012-01-15T22:12:48.747-05:00Jesus Christ, allen said he was "head and sho...Jesus Christ, allen said he was "head and shoulders" above everyone here, "head and shoulders above everyone here" because "I'm a Marine".<br /><br />Jesus Je--sus CHRIST.<br /><br />Can't you at least get your fellow Marines to quit pissing on corpses, at least on camera?<br /><br />It's bad for the image of the country.bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-91912578156818885722012-01-15T22:09:14.167-05:002012-01-15T22:09:14.167-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Toshstuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08246460621700692068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-33824380269752487192012-01-15T22:08:38.700-05:002012-01-15T22:08:38.700-05:00Dear Jenny,
What do you know, other than "co...Dear Jenny,<br /><br />What do you know, other than "cocksucker", "motherfucker" and "shitbat". You must make your parents proud. Why did Mister Colonel Marine chose a sweet thing to you? Oh, yes, that mauf :-)allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15605114251615293411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-55120607431144003062012-01-15T22:05:07.832-05:002012-01-15T22:05:07.832-05:00"Religion is like a penis. It's fine to h..."Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. But don't whip it out in public and wave it around."<br /><br />If religion were like a vagina, there would be more churches.Toshstuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08246460621700692068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-49729999940831440912012-01-15T22:04:35.456-05:002012-01-15T22:04:35.456-05:00bob,
If all else fails, your hero Ernest used a d...bob,<br /><br />If all else fails, your hero Ernest used a double barrel 12 gauge to the mouth. He had slapped his wife around beforehand. You know all about that I am sure.allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15605114251615293411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-2996680011212526032012-01-15T22:04:28.798-05:002012-01-15T22:04:28.798-05:00Feeling unloved Allen? In need of an ally, Mr. for...Feeling unloved Allen? In need of an ally, Mr. foreign policy wizard.jennynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-22980029214617295652012-01-15T22:02:25.456-05:002012-01-15T22:02:25.456-05:00Lawyers do rule the earth, Toshtu.
I'm in on ...Lawyers do rule the earth, Toshtu.<br /><br />I'm in on that secret.bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-78074768043876125812012-01-15T22:01:44.847-05:002012-01-15T22:01:44.847-05:00Why don't you go fuck your own self in some da...Why don't you go fuck your own self in some dark alley somewhere, allen.<br /><br />Some orthodox Jew, an embarrassment to the profession of faith.<br /><br />Sun Jan 15, 09:55:00 PM EST<br /><br /><br /><br />Yes, yes, Dear Bob, but I won't be "fuckiing" my daughter. Shut up!!!allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15605114251615293411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-28133258108815528462012-01-15T22:01:05.446-05:002012-01-15T22:01:05.446-05:00What's all this shit about communion wafers?
...What's all this shit about communion wafers?<br /><br />You're enough to almost even turn a religiously laid back guy like me into an anti-semite, allen.<br /><br />With you always around, it's hard to think of all the great Jewish people I've known in my life.<br /><br />You <i>obscure.</i><br /><br />Go away, go fuck off somewhere.<br /><br />I'm turning in for the night. Why sit and read a bunch of crap by pedant allen.bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-63081291671724912262012-01-15T21:57:36.422-05:002012-01-15T21:57:36.422-05:00"That's all we need, a trillion dollar wa..."That's all we need, a trillion dollar war on smut."<br /><br />If you're a hack lawyer in the public sector (is there any other kind?), war on anything is good war.<br /><br />I was married to a lawyer, I know lots of lawyers. When drunk, they tend to agree that lawyers rule the earth.Toshstuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08246460621700692068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-43342753175045771572012-01-15T21:55:15.117-05:002012-01-15T21:55:15.117-05:00Huntsman must be thinking of looking for another j...Huntsman must be thinking of looking for another job as an ambassador somewhere.<br /><br /><br /><i>Jon Huntsman will drop out of the Republican presidential race on Monday, a campaign spokesman told ABC News.<br /><br />Huntsman spokesman Tim Miller said the former ambassador to China was “proud of the race that he ran” but “did not want to stand in the way” of rival Mitt Romney, the current front-runner for the<br /><br />Huntsman plans to endorse Romney at an 11 a.m. press conference Monday in Myrtle Beach, SC.</i><br /><br />....<br /><br /><i>Here's the deal, Dear One, if you have the big 10", you will be loved. Even you would "feel" loved.</i><br /><br />Why don't you go fuck your own self in some dark alley somewhere, allen.<br /><br />Some orthodox Jew, an embarrassment to the profession of faith.bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-27773106121383403742012-01-15T21:53:06.678-05:002012-01-15T21:53:06.678-05:00Quirk (the anonymousiiiiii) said...
I'm sure ...Quirk (the anonymousiiiiii) said...<br /><br />I'm sure in your mind there is a point but what it is eludes me.<br /><br /><br />I'll bet it does; but not to worry; Deuce will go to bat for you.allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15605114251615293411noreply@blogger.com