tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post3254358708634992828..comments2024-03-28T06:32:24.557-04:00Comments on The Elephant Bar: Fat Ass Kevin SmithDeuce ☂http://www.blogger.com/profile/13472858446242700869noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-63324404319017361582010-02-16T08:44:55.781-05:002010-02-16T08:44:55.781-05:00You know you're in trouble when lard ass asks ...You know you're in trouble when lard ass asks for a seat belt extension. <br /><br />While they are at it, they should charge people for carry ons, not the other way around.MOMEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18307879234693014691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-80578218981107348022010-02-16T07:52:15.000-05:002010-02-16T07:52:15.000-05:00It's always gotta be about fat<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbEMjKitA4" rel="nofollow">It's always gotta be about fat</a>MeLoDyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04658982778792168451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-77078618033654229102010-02-16T07:06:12.070-05:002010-02-16T07:06:12.070-05:00I'll have 120 pounds of that Stew, please!I'll have 120 pounds of that Stew, please!Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-52288124264826219262010-02-16T04:24:26.579-05:002010-02-16T04:24:26.579-05:00That would be great. Step up on the scale with you...That would be great. Step up on the scale with your luggage and pay by the lb and the mile.Deuce ☂https://www.blogger.com/profile/13472858446242700869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-42288272216522070962010-02-16T04:15:38.035-05:002010-02-16T04:15:38.035-05:00Right Bob.
Sorry, a fat ass is a fat ass regardl...Right Bob.<br /><br />Sorry, a fat ass is a fat ass regardless of who is steering it. They may have a right to their lard but they do not have the right to stuff it in your jar.Deuce ☂https://www.blogger.com/profile/13472858446242700869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-63190774443110575822010-02-16T02:12:18.870-05:002010-02-16T02:12:18.870-05:00What about all these guys--
Victor Buono at the M...What about all these guys--<br /><br /><i>Victor Buono at the Mark Taper Forum<br />Pat Carroll at the Folger Shakespeare Library in Washington, D.C.<br />Delaney Williams at the Folger Shakespeare Library<br />Maurice Evans on Broadway<br />Kevin Kline at the New York Shakespeare Festival<br />Samuel Phelps at Sadler's Wells Theatre<br />Anthony Quayle at the Shakespeare Memorial Theatre<br />George Robey in Laurence Olivier's Henry V<br />Robbie Coltrane, in Kenneth Branagh's Henry V<br />Ralph Richardson at the Old Vic Theatre<br />Joss Ackland at the Old Vic and at the Barbican Theatre for the Royal Shakespeare Company<br />Orson Welles in the film Chimes at Midnight<br />Robert Stephens at the Royal Shakespeare Company<br />Desmond Barrit at the Royal Shakespeare Company<br />William Hutt at the Stratford Festival of Canada<br />Douglas Campbell at the Stratford Festival of Canada<br />Simon Callow at the Royal Shakespeare Company<br />David Warner at the Royal Shakespeare Company<br />James Keegan at the American Shakespeare Center</i><br /><br />Pretty soon you've got the makings of a class action suit.<br /><br />No fats, no fares.bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-91010105558598767312010-02-16T02:06:40.823-05:002010-02-16T02:06:40.823-05:00Wrong picture on top.Wrong picture on top.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-39088976727534832352010-02-16T02:02:32.618-05:002010-02-16T02:02:32.618-05:00And how do you get around the Constitution and equ...And how do you get around the Constitution and equal rights?<br /><br />Maybe you could have a separate, but equal, airline for fats, which might lead to a separate but equal airline for muzzies, a good thing, but that separate but equal thing is always a sticker.bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-54935003283898661622010-02-16T01:50:00.110-05:002010-02-16T01:50:00.110-05:00And what about Alfred Hitchcock, or Fats Domino?
...And what about Alfred Hitchcock, or Fats Domino?<br /><br />This needs some rethinking, like pay by the pound for space by the cubic yard, or something.bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1715593411513282772010-02-16T01:36:50.946-05:002010-02-16T01:36:50.946-05:00What the hell kind of airline would actually ban F...What the hell kind of airline would actually ban Fat Jack?<br /><br />Answer me that.<br /><br />Next thng you know it would Miss Quickly, too.bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-55187705254468471842010-02-16T01:33:28.920-05:002010-02-16T01:33:28.920-05:00And to play the devil's advocate here for a mo...And to play the devil's advocate here for a moment, would you be the one actually said <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falstaff" rel="nofollow">Fat Jack Falstaff Can't Fly?</a>bobnoreply@blogger.com