tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post2570882067212648889..comments2024-03-28T06:32:24.557-04:00Comments on The Elephant Bar: McCain, champion of death and mayhem in the Middle East, preaches an incoherent morality and responsibility in Munich - The Media Loves it!Deuce ☂http://www.blogger.com/profile/13472858446242700869noreply@blogger.comBlogger101125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-6562039335671217882017-02-19T08:51:59.207-05:002017-02-19T08:51:59.207-05:00Oops, I meant Context.Oops, I meant Context.Dougmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16376833358762656823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-20760412802734242952017-02-19T08:41:26.056-05:002017-02-19T08:41:26.056-05:00For content:
Pro 8:32
Now therefore hearken unto ...For content:<br />Pro 8:32 <br />Now therefore hearken unto me, O ye children: for blessed are they that keep my ways.<br /> <br /> Pro 8:33 <br />Hear instruction, and be wise, and refuse it not.<br /> <br /> Pro 8:34 <br />Blessed is the man that heareth me, watching daily at my gates, waiting at the posts of my doors.<br /> <br /> Pro 8:35 <br />For whoso findeth me findeth life, and shall obtain favour of the LORD.<br /> <br /> Pro 8:36 <br />But he that sinneth against me wrongeth his own soul: all they that hate me love death.Dougmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16376833358762656823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-14592333340415427982017-02-19T08:37:31.119-05:002017-02-19T08:37:31.119-05:00Thank you for noticing Ash
:)
Thank you for noticing Ash<br />:)<br />Dougmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16376833358762656823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-92225872123900220412017-02-19T08:35:37.608-05:002017-02-19T08:35:37.608-05:00Pro 8:36
But he that sinneth against me wrongeth h...Pro 8:36<br />But he that sinneth against me wrongeth his own soul: all they that hate me love death.<br /><br />"<i>...<b>all they that hate me love death.</b>"</i>Dougmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16376833358762656823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-39758615128522664012017-02-19T01:37:18.332-05:002017-02-19T01:37:18.332-05:00That's mighty Christian of you Mr. Saxum.That's mighty Christian of you Mr. Saxum. Ashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16688752302081088907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-86973290763210286362017-02-19T01:14:21.630-05:002017-02-19T01:14:21.630-05:00AMEN !AMEN !Clausnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1037320614690493832017-02-19T01:13:39.362-05:002017-02-19T01:13:39.362-05:00Whew !
Finally !
I think he's finally gone !...Whew !<br /><br />Finally !<br /><br />I think he's finally gone !Felicitynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-30508189244763791562017-02-18T23:51:19.903-05:002017-02-18T23:51:19.903-05:00Would you quit texting me, you pervert !
I don...Would you quit texting me, you pervert !<br /><br />I don't even know you, and don't want to know you, <b><i>EVER.</i></b><br /><br /><b>STOP OR I'M CALLING THE POLICE AND THE FBI !!</b>Felicitynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-73908962673299561542017-02-18T23:47:02.358-05:002017-02-18T23:47:02.358-05:00.
Text message to Felicity...response
Felicity,....<br /><br /><i>Text message to Felicity...response</i><br /><br /><br />Felicity,<br /><br />Don't worry about the hacker. He sounds like the kind who can only do harm to himself.<br /><br />As for Mrs.B, be gentle with her. I can only imagine what she is going through.<br /><br />As for the job offer, please give her an unequivocal 'No Way!'<br /><br />Tell her it is a health issue. I am allergic to nuts.<br /><br />Also, my big net was in the car that was stolen in Missoula.<br /><br />Quirk, out.<br /><br />.Quirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00272168240606512672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-31051995444223414072017-02-18T23:45:26.363-05:002017-02-18T23:45:26.363-05:00Shit, there ain't nothin' south of Mountai...Shit, there ain't nothin' south of Mountain Home other than the Owyhee Desert and there ain't no service roads tracking US 84.<br /><br />Shit, you're sure full of crap.<br /><br />What a bunch of craparoo.<br /><br />And, I sure as shit never met you and never want to.Clausnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-4729730577953036892017-02-18T23:40:49.730-05:002017-02-18T23:40:49.730-05:00.
Text message to Quirk Smith...response
Right b....<br /><br /><i>Text message to Quirk Smith...response</i><br /><br />Right boss, I will handle it.<br /><br />By the way, there has been some nut hacking into some outside sites pretending to be members of the firms.<br /><br />I reported it to Google and other social media platforms ad the FBI.<br /><br />Also Mrs. B called. She is trying to have Mr. B institutionalized in order to get him off the street and stop further embarrassment to the family. She wants to know if you want the job.<br /><br />Felicity<br /><br />.Quirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00272168240606512672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-31803983804091645062017-02-18T23:33:00.503-05:002017-02-18T23:33:00.503-05:00.
Text to Felicity Drake – Quirk Smith Investigat....<br /><br /><i>Text to Felicity Drake – Quirk Smith Investigative Services and Skip-trace Company</i><br /><br />Felicity,<br /><br />I’m responding to your last text. I’m anxious to get started on that new case. The last one was a bear and I’m glad to wash my hands of it. Glad to hear Mr. B or what’s left of him is history. What a hick.<br /><br />We only got to stop at one winery, <i>The Broken Toe Winery</i> located just north of <i>Shitt’s Creek</i>. The wine was excellent, Claus says very excellent. I’m bringing you back a couple of boxes, one red and one white. <br /><br />We met a couple of crazy hot local chicks with dynamite tats and enough body piercings you could hear them coming from 50 yards away. They were a lot of fun and both extremely interested in one of the ‘tools’ Claus had for his prosthetic hand. It’s kind of a …well…I mean it’s used as…that is, well I’ll just have to have Claus explain it to you when we get back. <br /><br />Anyway, things were going great until I saw that black SUV pull into the parking lot. It was the snow shovel guy. The truck had the same <i>Sal Pontucci - Rat Elimination and Disposal Company</i> sign on the door. <br /><br />I said, “Saddle up, Amigo. We gotta go.”<br /><br />Claus looked up surprised. I pointed to the SUV and he finally started to move. That’s when one of the chicks, the smaller one who looked like Sally Field in <i>Norma Rae</i> only with tats and a lot of piercings, grabbed hold of Claus’ tool and wouldn’t let go. The other one grabbed his belt from behind and was holding him. It was one hell of a fight and it took a while to get him into the car. Somewhere in the struggle Claus lost his tool. He was pretty upset.<br /><br />Anyway, I jumped into the driver seat and we were out of there like a bat out of hell. It didn’t take long before the SUV was right behind us. We were headed toward Boise at about 110 when the engine started smoking.<br /><br />“Shit”, I said.<br /><br />“Achtung”, said Claus, “Pull over. Cornobble”<br /><br />Since we didn’t have a fish, I’m not sure what he is talking about but I did as he said.<br /><br />I pulled to the side of the road. Claus jumped out as did big Sal. The two came together like that T-Rex and the Triceratops in the <i>King Kong</i> movie, the original 1933 one with Fay Wray not the new ones. Claus eventually came out on top. It was an epic battle. I filmed it all on my cell phone from inside the car. I’ll show it to you when we get back.<br /><br />Right now, we are on a service road tracking US 84 south of Mountain Home doing about 20 mph. When we idle we have smoke coming out of the breather hole in the valve cover and there has been a sound that started as a small rhythmic ticking but has been growing louder and more persistent as we move along. Claus says it likely a cracked piston and it sounds like we're getting ready to throw a rod. He’s got the necessary tools for his hand but he says there is nothing he can do with it out here.<br /><br />Our plan is to make it to the nearest railroad crossing, dump the car, and hop a train. The sooner we get out of this godawful hick state the better.<br /><br />I will get the GPS location on the car when we dump it and send it to you. See if you can get <i>Goodwill</i> to pick it up. I’ll try to write it off as a charitable donation on my taxes.<br /><br />We expect to be back in 3 or 4 days. Make sure the UN and NASA know we want that broken ice shelf case. Tell them we have a lot of experience with such things and it is right up our alley.<br /><br />Quirk Smith<br /><br />Out.<br /><br />.<br />Quirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00272168240606512672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-27983349871394935562017-02-18T22:22:23.749-05:002017-02-18T22:22:23.749-05:00"Not every American understands the absolutel..."Not every American understands the absolutely vital role that Germany and its honorable Chancellor, Chancellor Merkel, are playing in defense of the idea and the conscience of the West. But for all of us who do, let me say thank you.’’ - John McCain<br /><br />What a fucking idiot. And to think I actually pulled a lever for him once trying to stop the Obama debacle.MOMEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18307879234693014691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-9822795713689532422017-02-18T22:15:10.334-05:002017-02-18T22:15:10.334-05:00Here's an idea -
Quartz: The robot that takes...Here's an idea -<br /><br /><b>Quartz: The robot that takes your job should pay taxes, says Bill Gates</b><br /><br />The question is whether it's a good one, or not.Charltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02337923317977922025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-36893664985248552532017-02-18T22:06:40.160-05:002017-02-18T22:06:40.160-05:00He just wants to give them what they desire most.
...He just wants to give them what they desire most.<br /><br />I think they are prohibited from raw suicide, so someone has to stand up and help them out.<br /><br />And after 80,000,000 million Hindu dead in only one 250 year period alone, who among us, other than you and Smirk, can help but be somewhat sympathetic to the sentiments expressed ?Charltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02337923317977922025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-15116247376868166192017-02-18T22:03:43.833-05:002017-02-18T22:03:43.833-05:00CNN is reporting that Melania plagiarized the pray...<b>CNN is reporting that Melania plagiarized the prayer she read today - something called the Lord's Prayer - from the Bible.</b><br /><br />Greg GutfeldCharltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02337923317977922025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-45705733261802132172017-02-18T22:00:42.910-05:002017-02-18T22:00:42.910-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Charltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02337923317977922025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-52808440142926750942017-02-18T21:52:56.074-05:002017-02-18T21:52:56.074-05:00I do not know, nor have I ever known, and don'...I do not know, nor have I ever known, and don't want to ever know anyone named Quirk.Felicitynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-27209954069478070512017-02-18T21:51:36.179-05:002017-02-18T21:51:36.179-05:00I do not know, nor have I ever known, and don'...I do not know, nor have I ever known, and don't want to ever know anyone named Quirk.Clausnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-49189147538524491982017-02-18T21:49:29.682-05:002017-02-18T21:49:29.682-05:00I'll get him a new SHIRT, he already has enoug...I'll get him a new SHIRT, he already has enough shit to last the rest of his life....he's full up with that....Charltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02337923317977922025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-46170504690709786672017-02-18T21:46:50.123-05:002017-02-18T21:46:50.123-05:00Heh
Just got back from The Coeur d'Alene Casi...Heh<br /><br />Just got back from The Coeur d'Alene Casino.<br /><br />Poor old Quirk is still spinning.<br /><br />Guess what ?<br /><br />He hit the jackpot as I watching.<br /><br />Spinning round and round, at first so fast some of the tomato juice from the Bikers throwing tomatoes at him went spinning off, to the cheers of the crowd, then slowing 12 o'clock high 1, 2, 3 1/2, slowing 4...4 1/2....5....slowly slowly finally the hard rubber flipper on Q's head eases into 6....head straight down, pointing to the center of the earth, tomato juice dripping all over his noggin....when that flipper flips Q's head vibrates like a brass drum....<br /><br />Q looks something like this:<br /><br />https://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2016/aug/31/la-tomatina-festival-2016-in-pictures#img-6<br /><br />more or less.<br /><br />It's amazing how that son of a gun can blog with only his I phone in one hand....<br /><br />Well anyway, he saw me and began his perpetual pleading....I hate it when he pleads like that....like a sheep being sheared....pl e a sssss ee Booooooobo....get me down....<br /><br />So, I've decided to see him free tomorrow.<br /><br />Around noon I'll wander in and try to negotiate a deal with the Management to cover his debts....I've had his back so many times I can't count.....<br /><br />If the Management won't deal I'll wait an hour and pull a fire alarm, then they will have to clear the whole gaming area, including cutting Q down from The Flaming Ixion Human Spinning Wheel....I will let Quirk know to get outside fast and lay in the back of my big 4x4 pickup truck.....and off we'll go.<br /><br />I'll take him to the Men's Shelter, get him cleared up, get him some new pants, shit and socks, loafers....and bring him up to the VIP Suite and he can see Chin Chin, Maria, that gal Sal, and Candy Cain again, not that they have been missing him....<br /><br />I will never allow Quirk to suffer past human endurance, no matter how much he deserves it....<br /><br />He doesn't know what a friend he's got in Bobo.Charltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02337923317977922025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-62241110176801178822017-02-18T21:32:01.521-05:002017-02-18T21:32:01.521-05:00.
Well, you are certainly something.
..<br /><br />Well, you are certainly something.<br /><br />.Quirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00272168240606512672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-49334428482474340802017-02-18T21:06:06.979-05:002017-02-18T21:06:06.979-05:00.
Text from Felicity Drake to Quirk Smith…
URGEN....<br /><br /><i>Text from Felicity Drake to Quirk Smith…</i><br /><br /><b>URGENT</b><br /><br />Boss,<br /><br />Got your text and will act upon it. <br /><br />I realize you guys are supposed to be incommunicado but I figured this was urgent.<br /><br />There are reports that an iceberg the size of Manhattan has broken off from the ice pack in Antarctica.<br /><br />http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/wonder/an-iceberg-the-size-of-manhattan-just-broke-off/vi-AAn3zJv?ocid=spartanntp<br /><br />NASA and the UN want to hire us to determine who did it.<br /><br />This could be big. Dangerous, but huuge. It could put this office on the map.<br /><br />I have forwarded them our standard contract, but I think it would be best if you made it back to the office as soon as possible.<br /><br />By the way, tell Claus I look forward to meeting him. I’ve prepared the standard new employee welcome package, team cap, embroidered shirt, key card for the gym and sauna, the <i>Harry and David</i> meat and cheese basket, etc.<br /><br />I know you will be visiting those wineries. Remember, sip don’t chug.<br /><br />See you soon,<br /><br />Felicity<br /><br />.<br />Quirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00272168240606512672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-46000626782291108932017-02-18T21:03:29.077-05:002017-02-18T21:03:29.077-05:00.
Text to Felicity Drake – Quirk Smith Investigat....<br /><br /><i>Text to Felicity Drake – Quirk Smith Investigative Services and Skip-Trace Company</i><br /><br />Felicity,<br /><br />(Sorry, it's hard getting enough bars to send these text messages out here in the boonies.)<br /><br />Regarding you last message...<br /><br />Great news, Babe. I wasn’t looking forward to getting close to that old coot. The latex gloves, surgical masks, and haz mat suit were in the trunk of my car before it was stolen.<br /><br /><b> Past experience shows that trying to interview a vegetable doesn’t make for must read gossip columns.</b><br /><br />Heh. Heh.<br /><br />I like that.<br /><br />I will be sending you our latest expense report so that you can forward it to Chin Chin. However, avoid any contact with her for a day or two. <br /><br />As far as I’m concerned, I’m still travelling on her dime and I’d like to milk another day or two out of this case.<br /><br />Also, do me a favor. When you do contact her, tell here to contact accounting and whatever that other department was (I forget what it was called) and let them know we will be changing one of our expense reports. I’m going to cancel the claim on that classic Cord. It’s a really old, old car and I’m really beginning to love this fairly new (2011) Honda Civic we’ve been driving. I’ll just write the Cord off as a business expense on my taxes. And as for that $79,000 in cash, you won’t believe it but I found it in the pocket of some old jeans I was getting ready to wash at a laundromat in Boise. Crazy, eh?<br /><br />We may go incommunicado for a day or two. We are in wine country and Claus says he would like to hit some of the wineries here to compare to those at home.<br /><br />I am going to sign off now as I have been texting while driving and I think it’s against the law here. I’m driving while Claus finishes his jumbo box of French fries that we picked up at a <i>Jumbo Fries and Shakes</i> drive thru just off the highway. He was driving while eating the fries with the fork tool attached to his prosthetic hand. However, it was making me nervous watching him trying to spear the fires while changing lanes so I took the wheel.<br /><br />By the way, I agree with the psychological profile on Mr. B. He is definitely loony tunes. The description was pretty much right on…well…except maybe for that ‘paranoid' part. As I’m driving right now, I can see a SUV in my rear view mirror. It’s black and the driver looks strikingly like that guy with the snow shovel back in the Bitterroots, Sal something or other. I noticed that a vehicle that looked a lot like this one pulled out of the <i>Giant Fries and Shakes</i> parking lot right behind us and I’ve noticed it a couple times since, sometimes closer and at other times backing off a ways.<br /><br />Anyway, Claus finished his fries, cleaned it with a ‘handy wipe’, and is now chambering a round into the Sig. We could be going hot so this is…<br /><br />Quirk Smith <br /><br />Signing off.<br /><br />.Quirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00272168240606512672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-72380210312158192542017-02-18T20:58:02.923-05:002017-02-18T20:58:02.923-05:00We should be over there leading the charge.
After...<i>We should be over there leading the charge.</i><br /><br />After the followers of Mohamad started shit with the US back when America was very young, I think it's about time to go back and put a stake into the <b>whole damned lot of them</b>.<br /><br />It would be a labor of love.<br />They love death the way we love life.<br /><br />I'd love for them to receive their precious paradise.<br />I'm a giver. <br />Dougmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16376833358762656823noreply@blogger.com