tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post115814422954645196..comments2024-03-18T16:10:41.673-04:00Comments on The Elephant Bar: Morning Medical Report - IslamenomaDeuce ☂http://www.blogger.com/profile/13472858446242700869noreply@blogger.comBlogger225125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158208678437002772006-09-14T00:37:00.000-04:002006-09-14T00:37:00.000-04:00bob smith,Just checking in on you.I am impressed. ...bob smith,<BR/><BR/>Just checking in on you.<BR/><BR/>I am impressed. You too are a member of that select crew, able to get totally shit-faced while still capable of conjugating a verb. Salute!<BR/><BR/>I am sorry to report that the mediocrities at BC will be harsh.<BR/><BR/>Hitchens, you magnificent bastard, you are not alone!allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798524644256471907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158203455447538152006-09-13T23:10:00.000-04:002006-09-13T23:10:00.000-04:00...of the way we weeeeere...ah, babs...before you ......of the way we weeeeere...ah, babs...before you were a pol, you sang like an angel.buddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158202034563294662006-09-13T22:47:00.000-04:002006-09-13T22:47:00.000-04:00yep, double major in the Slavics and Anthropology....yep, double major in the Slavics and Anthropology. Her big sis was just in town, from Dallas--she & new hub are moving to Long Beach for a year and a half, where he will help set up some sort of medical software dealie. they all so much more accomplished than they gone-to-seed ole dad.buddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158200714303626492006-09-13T22:25:00.000-04:002006-09-13T22:25:00.000-04:00bob smith, See you at the new post. Oh, in case yo...bob smith, <BR/><BR/>See you at the new post. <BR/><BR/>Oh, in case you missed it, I am something of a cantankerous "old" SOB, but in a "compassionate" sort of way. <BR/><BR/>"Golden Years, indeed," he mumbles as he shuffles off to he medicine cabinet for his Zocor and a sleeper.allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798524644256471907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158200243311409052006-09-13T22:17:00.000-04:002006-09-13T22:17:00.000-04:00well, I had to proofread the middle dotter's resum...well, I had to proofread the middle dotter's resume, as she is wont to apply for 22 yr old CEO of a Fortune 500.buddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158198945460235472006-09-13T21:55:00.000-04:002006-09-13T21:55:00.000-04:00Allen,I think all have fled to the new post ..Shki...Allen,<BR/>I think all have fled to the new post ..Shkira could cure me.Habuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158197053400708252006-09-13T21:24:00.000-04:002006-09-13T21:24:00.000-04:00habu1,re: ShakiraGood G-d almighty! Makes me almos...habu1,<BR/><BR/>re: Shakira<BR/><BR/>Good G-d almighty! Makes me almost wish I didn't hate Latinos. Oh well, such is the price of border security.<BR/><BR/>Hips! Lips! and Torture! So much to offer, so little time.allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798524644256471907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158196625183869522006-09-13T21:17:00.000-04:002006-09-13T21:17:00.000-04:00re: the EBContretemps in chaos? Is there a train o...re: the EB<BR/><BR/>Contretemps in chaos? Is there a train of thought to be found at the EB? Didn't Habu lay out the groundless rules at the outset (or would that be onset?)?<BR/><BR/>It's time for me to have a drink, kick the dog, and curse the little woman (I may have that backward). It will get sorted after a six pack. By then, homos take care. If they are little brown people, well, they are dead meat.allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798524644256471907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158196482267779002006-09-13T21:14:00.000-04:002006-09-13T21:14:00.000-04:00Buddy,I go with tuna..after all our olfactactory s...Buddy,<BR/>I go with tuna..after all our olfactactory sense plays a huge part in our overall joie de la vie.Habuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158196205006416082006-09-13T21:10:00.000-04:002006-09-13T21:10:00.000-04:00Bobbi....Carnivores..perfect..you've even got a th...Bobbi....Carnivores..perfect..you've even got a themesong by Hall and Oates..Maneater..so you're set just pick the 'vore of choice and go to it.Habuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158195975797180602006-09-13T21:06:00.000-04:002006-09-13T21:06:00.000-04:00By the way, is there an emollient for id? yes.......By the way, is there an emollient for id? <BR/> yes..... ShakiraHabuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158195910444820312006-09-13T21:05:00.000-04:002006-09-13T21:05:00.000-04:00there's little in life that a grilled ham n cheese...there's little in life that a grilled ham n cheese can't help.buddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158195810907515982006-09-13T21:03:00.000-04:002006-09-13T21:03:00.000-04:00Allen,i was talk'in about me dude..sorry if you ha...Allen,<BR/>i was talk'in about me dude..sorry if you have the same challenges but I'm the one here that looks like Burl Ives,has "issues" with protecting a make believe Possum from encrouchment, not to mention having to deal with Doc Johnson products.Habuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158195230744000402006-09-13T20:53:00.000-04:002006-09-13T20:53:00.000-04:00habu1; 8:30:23 PM re: "Hard to deal with pretense,...habu1; 8:30:23 PM <BR/><BR/>re: "Hard to deal with pretense, self-importance, and narcissism all in one thread."<BR/><BR/>Man, I am so ashamed. Well, that's it for me, no more facts. I've learned my lesson, from now on it's out of the ass for me.<BR/><BR/>I drive a Volvo S-80 and a Sequoia, depending on how much environmental damage I wish to inflict on any given day. My motto is, “Everything is relative and Gia is a bitch.” Minivan, indeed! Ditto to everything else.<BR/><BR/>By the way, is there an emollient for id?allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798524644256471907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158194629995962402006-09-13T20:43:00.001-04:002006-09-13T20:43:00.001-04:00Allen,yes and he may not be metrosexual enough for...Allen,<BR/>yes and he may not be metrosexual enough for our new society. BUT being mean to wives 1-4 doesn't count, they're only practice for the trphy wife who'll be too young to ever catch on.<BR/>I mean lets face it ..a little powder, alittle paint, make a woman what she ain't...and after about 26,27 it's a good 45 minutes job to make-up to doorway. The there's the cellulite OMGHabuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158194588471729382006-09-13T20:43:00.000-04:002006-09-13T20:43:00.000-04:00No Federal fence, the vigilantes built a mile of s...No Federal fence, the vigilantes built a mile of so, just a cattle fence, no big deal.<BR/><BR/>The local politicians say we're down to 4,000 or 5,000 per day. I'm not sure how accurate that is, but the migration moved West toward San Diego as the summer heated up. The desert along the old Camino del Diablo is damn tuff, come summer.<BR/><BR/>Have not been south to Naco for a while so I'm not sure as to the actual sitrepdesert rathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02369546288659566961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158194454243783392006-09-13T20:40:00.000-04:002006-09-13T20:40:00.000-04:00buddy larsen said:somehow the fire has gone out of...<B>buddy larsen</B> said:<BR/><BR/><I>somehow the fire has gone out of the Condi movement--tho Dick Morris sez she's the only one who can beat the Mizziz Clinton machine.</I><BR/><BR/>You leave Hillary's electric marital aids out of this.Teresitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05528002521904908827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158194260311471382006-09-13T20:37:00.001-04:002006-09-13T20:37:00.001-04:00Bobbi.....sorry it happen to be your best material...Bobbi.....sorry it happen to be your best material but now you have an opportunity for growth. Open up to a new species<BR/><BR/>Actually I think an Annie Armadillo could give you a personna not already developed and allow for road kill potential just like PossumTater deals with when he's not bogg'n wit mz Possum "Honey Dip" Tater or one of his other numerous paramours.<BR/>ThxHabuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158194256700554822006-09-13T20:37:00.000-04:002006-09-13T20:37:00.000-04:00allen said:The male to female Mensa membership rat...<B>allen</B> said:<BR/><BR/><I>The male to female Mensa membership ratio is 2:1.</I><BR/><BR/>Mensa is where inflated egos go to display how brilliant they think they are. College is where young people go to prepare for a career. The male to female college membership ratio is 60:40. Thank you for your attention.Teresitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05528002521904908827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158194049227384412006-09-13T20:34:00.000-04:002006-09-13T20:34:00.000-04:00habu1; 8:18:04 PM Remember, Habu, Bush IS THE MAN!...habu1; 8:18:04 PM <BR/><BR/>Remember, Habu, Bush IS THE MAN!<BR/><BR/>Gingrich is a great man, but he will never get the nomination: He was mean to his wife (Whether #1 or #2 or #1 & #2, I don't remember). In the new model America, he is too insensitive and consumed by an insistence on factuality. Most importantly, he has painted a truly unflattering picture of the King.allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798524644256471907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158193823379440192006-09-13T20:30:00.000-04:002006-09-13T20:30:00.000-04:00Hard to deal with pretense, self-importance, and n...Hard to deal with pretense, self-importance, and narcissism all in one thread.<BR/><BR/>you missed compensatory facade,schizophrenia, run of the mill jealousy, declining testostrone levels, male pattern baldness, and having to drive a minivan..Habuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158193775338764712006-09-13T20:29:00.001-04:002006-09-13T20:29:00.001-04:00No, bobbie, you're better now. honest.No, bobbie, you're better now. honest.buddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158193518341843052006-09-13T20:25:00.000-04:002006-09-13T20:25:00.000-04:00BoB Smith,I realize you're relatively new but....BoB Smith,<BR/>I realize you're relatively new but....Habuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158193333737840112006-09-13T20:22:00.000-04:002006-09-13T20:22:00.000-04:00ah Bob ..all Possum Tater material is copywrited.Y...ah Bob ..all Possum Tater material is copywrited.<BR/>You may choose another marsupial or perhaps an armadillo but no,no on knock off Possum Tater quotes.Habuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158193084071508932006-09-13T20:18:00.000-04:002006-09-13T20:18:00.000-04:00so what is happening down on the border? those dud...so what is happening down on the border? those dudes ever build that fence?<BR/>are the illegals still coming in at 10k+ a day? or is it now a trickle of 6-7K?<BR/><BR/>Ok so let me understand. we can't kill the enemy when he's most vulnerable.<BR/>We pay huge dues to the UN so that Cuba and Syria can sit on the Human Rights Committee.<BR/>NATO won't send troops to honor NATO commitments<BR/>Iraq is now best friends with Iran<BR/>Russians are all over our shit in venezuela<BR/>China and Russia are feeding nukes to Iran.<BR/>So things are OK huh?Habuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.com