tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post115807222999278045..comments2024-03-28T03:47:46.544-04:00Comments on The Elephant Bar: Over at Belmont ClubDeuce ☂http://www.blogger.com/profile/13472858446242700869noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158174022414831692006-09-13T15:00:00.000-04:002006-09-13T15:00:00.000-04:00best of all, no need to get all decked out in fres...best of all, no need to get all decked out in fresh overalls before the big date!buddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158157515271607252006-09-13T10:25:00.000-04:002006-09-13T10:25:00.000-04:00buddy larsen; 11:58:01 PMThanks, buddy, for a less...buddy larsen; 11:58:01 PM<BR/><BR/>Thanks, buddy, for a lesson in cultural humility. Just when I was ready to surrender to feelings of Western superiority on the goat butt front, the picture you posted set me back on my heels. With an innocent young man's nose placed squarely into the blatantly satanic display of T&A shown in the photo, well, who can blame a guy for occasionally succumbing to libidinous tendencies.<BR/><BR/>And to think I thought Sharon Hager hot stuff. Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder, and who am I to judge the plan of Allah? I am humbled. Let the good times roll!allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798524644256471907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158119881350096542006-09-12T23:58:00.000-04:002006-09-12T23:58:00.000-04:00Oh, you mus come wiz me to ze Casbah....<A HREF="http://www.delaval.com/NR/rdonlyres/48D84220-492D-4D98-AE84-63C3F9B5DDBD/0/clusters_milkextraction.jpg" REL="nofollow">Oh, you mus come wiz me to ze Casbah....</A>buddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158116350212847442006-09-12T22:59:00.000-04:002006-09-12T22:59:00.000-04:00Muslim Milking Machines Service Semeni Voters<A HREF="http://images.radcity.net/5147/1613873.jpg" REL="nofollow"> <STRONG>Muslim Milking Machines Service Semeni Voters </STRONG> </A>Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158115697547070052006-09-12T22:48:00.000-04:002006-09-12T22:48:00.000-04:00Abula Al-Whatdya Meanie?Abula Al-Whatdya Meanie?Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158115485546879372006-09-12T22:44:00.000-04:002006-09-12T22:44:00.000-04:00Buddy...hey I read the blue..best line...Previous ...Buddy...hey I read the blue..<BR/>best line...<BR/><BR/>Previous elections have been marred by shootings between members of rival parties in Yemen, where many people carry arms, but stampedes are unusual.Habuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158114338185931432006-09-12T22:25:00.000-04:002006-09-12T22:25:00.000-04:00ye mean Yemen, ye meanie.ye mean Yemen, ye meanie.buddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158114219679277552006-09-12T22:23:00.000-04:002006-09-12T22:23:00.000-04:00If Mohammad can't come to the mountin'let the moun...If Mohammad can't come to the mountin'<BR/><BR/>let the mountin' come to Mohammadbuddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158113886219785952006-09-12T22:18:00.000-04:002006-09-12T22:18:00.000-04:00Stampede Drowns 42 in SemenAt least 42 people have...Stampede Drowns 42 in <BR/>Semen<BR/><BR/>At least 42 people have been reported killed and more than 80 injured in a stampede at a political rally in Semen.<BR/><BR/>President Ali Abdullah Saleh was holding a pre-erection rally at a stadium in the southern province of Ibb.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158113773460403802006-09-12T22:16:00.000-04:002006-09-12T22:16:00.000-04:00As Mohammedan told his favorite..."There will neve...As Mohammedan told his favorite...<BR/>"There will never be another ewe"desert rathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02369546288659566961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158113294637073552006-09-12T22:08:00.000-04:002006-09-12T22:08:00.000-04:00"how was yer date?""Ba!""how was yer date?"<BR/><BR/>"Ba!"buddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158112567772142452006-09-12T21:56:00.000-04:002006-09-12T21:56:00.000-04:00OMG..i just thought..what are OUR troops doing for...OMG..i just thought..what are OUR troops doing for fun in burkaland?...just the hand or goatland?Habuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158112486075606112006-09-12T21:54:00.001-04:002006-09-12T21:54:00.001-04:00we have turned a corner in psyops. it's that one e...we have turned a corner in psyops. it's that one eyed cyclops<BR/>it's amuck with an f and no m.<BR/><BR/>are we gonna get detention for this or get a Iraqi Gov't contract to help out at Abu G?Habuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158112484900990702006-09-12T21:54:00.000-04:002006-09-12T21:54:00.000-04:00y'all ain't as far into lampoonery as life is, its...y'all ain't <A HREF="http://www.itv.com/news/world_14d9cef5886cbf4000352212bb9ff3ae.html" REL="nofollow">as far</A> into lampoonery as life is, itself--buddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158112161143017872006-09-12T21:49:00.000-04:002006-09-12T21:49:00.000-04:00verticle not horizontalor verzucal nut horubtontow...verticle not horizontal<BR/><BR/>or verzucal nut horubtonto<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>whateverHabuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158112027566128762006-09-12T21:47:00.000-04:002006-09-12T21:47:00.000-04:00well i know if i wuz in a culture where all the sl...well i know if i wuz in a culture where all the slits were horizontal wit eyes and no verticle wit hair i'd be shoot'n off an ak-47 to heaven too.<BR/><BR/>Allen has given the world a chance. We need to feed the memeplexes of ht everticle not the horizintalHabuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158111403886625352006-09-12T21:36:00.000-04:002006-09-12T21:36:00.000-04:00This is an amazing place - nothing high class, jus...This is an amazing place - nothing high class, just high voltage. Yeah, while BCers are minutely debating theoretical Islam and theoretical responses, we here at the EB are just having some good natured fun with mundane real Islam, like goat f***ing.<BR/><BR/>What?! You may say. Well, consider my philosophical friend: as spiritual leader to millions of Shi'a Muslims, Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani has no problem with pederasty, sodomy, molestation, and animal "husband"-ry. And who says Islam is not cutting edge, positively Hollywood?<BR/><BR/>As they used to say: just the facts, only the facts.<BR/><BR/>Hearts and minds? Yeah.allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798524644256471907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158111021880244702006-09-12T21:30:00.000-04:002006-09-12T21:30:00.000-04:00"Forget oil futures. This idea so neo and so 21st ..."<I>Forget oil futures. This idea so neo and so 21st C that we just have to go for it! I feel so blessed. </I>"<BR/>---<BR/>Allen and Rufus:<BR/>You may not be aware, but the EB is blessed with a lush repository of goatherding knowledge,semen, and etc.<BR/>Tne Nanny Fanny from N'Orlean's hisself, lately residing in Austin.<BR/>---<BR/>JDAM's for ISLAM!Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16770268554450465514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158110600121333762006-09-12T21:23:00.000-04:002006-09-12T21:23:00.000-04:00A goat is just a cheap A-rab knockoff of a good sh...A goat is just a cheap A-rab knockoff of a good sheep.Habuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158110437717390952006-09-12T21:20:00.001-04:002006-09-12T21:20:00.001-04:00Allen,The apparel line should also include (as any...Allen,<BR/>The apparel line should also include (as any farm boy knows) a stout set of boots in which to place the goats back legs.<BR/>Since the A-rabs wear sandals we could develop shin shields that incorporate velcro staps to hold the legs of "Nan" in the correct attitude. "Don't be a ninny,wear our shinny's"...Habuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158110414951598802006-09-12T21:20:00.000-04:002006-09-12T21:20:00.000-04:00We shoulda got Allen in Toro Mower-o.We shoulda got Allen in Toro Mower-o.buddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158109966340401932006-09-12T21:12:00.000-04:002006-09-12T21:12:00.000-04:00Habu1 said... Allen,I believe you've received a re...Habu1 said... <BR/>Allen,<BR/>I believe you've received a revelation born of yard work.<BR/>Your ID conducted a raid on your superego and ego.<BR/><BR/>The id ("das Es", cf. Latin id, English it, German es) is the psychical system "which behaves as though it were the Unconscious", or the "dynamically unconscious repressed", in effect, the reservoir of need-gratification impulses such as the primitive instinctual drives of sexuality and aggression. Freud believed that the id is inborn, operating on the dynamics of the primary process mode of thinking.<BR/><BR/>You have fused grass and ass. Your ID relaized that if you had a goat, the goat could trim the lawn, thus saving your energies for domestic pleasure of the flesh.<BR/>The ID, expanding as it does in particularly bright people went deep,very deep into helping solve international problems with Freudian methodology, thus the goat panties fantasy.<BR/>Allen remember to stay hydrated and always wear a hat when doing yardwork.<BR/>best regards for a smooth recovery,Habu & Semper FiHabuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883037170077821624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158108047563428302006-09-12T20:40:00.000-04:002006-09-12T20:40:00.000-04:00Inshallah BOOM de-ay,We screwed my goat today,He s...Inshallah BOOM de-ay,<BR/><BR/>We screwed my goat today,<BR/><BR/>He screwed us yesterday,<BR/><BR/>Now we can ALL eat hay!buddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158107752257933442006-09-12T20:35:00.000-04:002006-09-12T20:35:00.000-04:00You Slam, I Slam, We All Slam, for Is Slam!You Slam, I Slam, We All Slam, for Is Slam!buddy larsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17760847873026506988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21297199.post-1158106742412603752006-09-12T20:19:00.000-04:002006-09-12T20:19:00.000-04:00For BC lurkers who might complain that at the EB i...For BC lurkers who might complain that at the EB it is easy to be cruel, let me just say this about that, “Damned straight.”allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798524644256471907noreply@blogger.com